shit in a seabag

Navy term for a stuffed bell pepper, so called because a stuffed green bell pepper looks like the green seabag that sailors carry their belongings in.

"I wonder what they're serving on the mess decks tonight? Oh, God! Not shit in a seabag AGAIN!"

by Chavato August 10, 2008

time in a bottle

the most valuable thing
something we can never have

That moment you wish you could have back and live in forever

by rd March 22, 2004

does the pope shit in a funny hat?

An answer to a question with an obvious yes.

It's a splice of two phrases
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Does the pope wear a funny hat?

Interviewer to a rock star:
-Have you had sex with groupies?
Rock star:
-does the pope shit in a funny hat?

by ana von hindenburg February 26, 2011

not in a million years

Euphemism for stating not now, not ever

Better bet your bottom dollar not in a million years.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

2 peas in a pod

Very similar, a couple made for each other

Look at Abbie and Hunter, they're like 2 peas in a pod.

by Hevans025 September 22, 2009

Dog In A Bath Tub

This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.

I tried like hell to pull off a Dog In A Bath Tub on Suzy, but her queaf threw my balance off.

by Harry Ballsonya March 19, 2003

like white on rice on a paper plate in a snow storm

A more incessant form of being on someone or something like white on rice.

Boy, I will be on your ass like white on rice on a paper plate in a snow storm!

by DrNordo January 17, 2009