Poop-a-stain

- anything that has a poop tint

- a brownish splatter on a surface that is poop-a-tint
- also works as an insult
1. "EWE, look at that poop-a-stain on the the lampshade."
2. "Is that a poop-a-stain on the wall?"
3. "He is a poop-a-stain, she is also a poop-a-stain."
by poop-a-trey December 10, 2018
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Poop Burrito

It's when you lay toilet paper into the bowl before you do a number two. Once you flush the toilet, the poop gets wrapped up like a burrito as it gets sucked away.
Dude didn't do a poop burrito. This stall stinks.
by Number two in your heart June 05, 2019
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where’s the poop

In How I Met Your Mother it is the phrase that Lily uses when she realizes that someone is lying or hiding something from her. The phrase is followed by the name of the person she is addressing.
by lilnip November 18, 2017
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poop shrapnel

Poop shrapnel is when you have explosive, foamy diarrhea that feels like it is blasting out in little pieces as if propelled by air.
I ate a burrito from Qdoba, came home and took a dump, and thought "Oh shit! Poop shrapnel! Gonna have to clean my toilet."
by toilet_bound September 14, 2013
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poop in the typewriter

Spare me the dissertation Vicky, I get your point...the rest is just poop in the typewriter.
by DonkeyShae June 29, 2011
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Poop Cube

The most convenient way of storing your poop. Most commonly found under the bed. If mom finds your poop sock don’t let her find your poop cube.
Don’t let mom find the poop cube!
by Dwayne the glock Johnson February 07, 2019
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Poop-speeding

When you drive faster than the speed limit, trying to get home in a hurry, because you're having a number 2 emergency.
Travis had to go so bad, he was racing down the road, and a cop pulled him over while he was poop-speeding.
by Jakebreak July 07, 2009
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