Car is bad

A response to a statement that is painfully obvious, similar to the phrase, ‘no shit.’
Person A: *sobbing uncontrollably*
Person B: You look sad.
Person A: *rolls eyes* Car is bad.
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Keying a Car

The act of scraping a car with an object leaving a large scratch mark.
Keying a Car:
Someone keyed my car.
My car got keyed.
by TheProff April 24, 2019
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Car Accident

When someone crashes into someone else or crashes into something
Max: Hey dude my friend just got in a car accident
Jack: Oh that's sad. Hope he's better

Max: Me too
by BusBusBusBusBus February 27, 2017
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Car Torpedo

Going 100+ mph in a car without a seatbelt and crashing into an object; therefore, launching yourself through the wind shield and obliterating yourself.
Jeff’s wife divorced him, leaving him a state of depression.
Jeff later did a car torpedo to escape the pain
by ProbablySam October 30, 2021
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Car Fapper

A person who's addiction to cars is so intense they start to feel sexual needs for that motorized vehicle. Therefore starting to fap to it.
The person next to me seems to be a car fapper he keeps pulling up car photos and making weird noises.
by lolomont December 18, 2017
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car horn

Car horn: an audio device usually activated via a button found on a vehicle's steering wheel intended to get others attention or to warn others.
Ry: what's the use of beeping your car horn?

Justin: none if you're stuck in a jam.
by DarkHorseAsylum February 27, 2014
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Dutch Car

Similar to a "Dutch Oven". Farting in a completely enclosed auto. It is essential that the offender have access to complete control of the windows and doors. Hop in your car with a friend, unload your methane cargo, and lock all windows and doors, giving your friend a "Dutch Car",
Went to Taco Bell over lunch, on our way to a 3:00 meeting, I gave Jimmy a Dutch Car. He wasn't too happy.
by Skip Leo February 06, 2009
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