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quite the pickle

a way to describe a situation you'd rather not be in
dude: bro r u still dating Stacy?
dude 2: yeah bro, she's wack as fuck
dude: yeah i mean that sucks but I'll still bang
dude 2: naw bro miss me with that gay shit
dude: well now we're in quite the pickle
by iloveurmomandshelovesme.hi,son February 15, 2019
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Pickle Wagon

A common insult that refers to one having and/or driving a shit box of a car. Used with greater power when referring to an actual wagon and if their mother drives it.
"Ben your mum drives a fucking pickle wagon, you white maggot cunt"
"No your mum drives a pickle wagon Josh"
by doolanator7 March 17, 2020
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pickle bath

A pickle bath involves 17 Alaskan pipelines and a bukkake. Each male member takes one Alaskan pipe line and inserts it into various holes of the female member.
" after that pickle bath I couldn't get out of bed for three days"
by Pickle bath July 4, 2014
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prickly pickle

where a man infiltrates a woman unannounced in the back door with a sandy penis after a day on the beach.
Beatrice thought my water sports where fun so with a sandy cock i thought a prickly pickle was my chance to romance her.
by samwell07 October 12, 2008
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pickle lips

Chafed, calloused, weathered, or blistered lips from an abnormal amount of cocksucking.
Craven Morehead could tell by her pickle lips that he had chosen a hood rat of uncommon oral prowess.
by eriks1971 November 9, 2009
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Pickle stick

1: Another word for a hockey stick used in a such a fashion as to poke a hockey puck.

2: A stick used to poke a pickle to more easily place a pickle in a jar without getting ones hands dirty.

3: A stick used to beat misbehaving and insolent pickles.
He gave it the old pickle stick.
He pickle sticked that puck from underneath the goalies pads.
Get the pickle stick out of my face!!
He put to pickle in the pickle jar using his trusty pickle stick.
You better settle down pickles or I will be force to pull out my pickle stick and beat the shit out of you!!!
by Rwarner174 January 21, 2006
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pickle stinker

When one's vagina leaves a "tuna-like" smell on another's penis, she is referred to as a "pickle stinker"
Wow, I really jumped on that granade lastnight, that girl was a real pickle stinker.
by phil phelopian May 24, 2007
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