wood weaver

A slang term used to described someone who is insessently annoying, and weaves tales of their own self worth in their conversations, and or homosexual (weave men's wood)

Stop dicking around you wood weaver!

guy:Oh i am so cool, I was out fucking some honeys earlier tonite, and all you were doing was playin video games, I was cruisen with my boys you fucking wood weaver.

by creator of words March 8, 2008

Slappy Wood

The act of slapping someone with magical color sticks.

Watch out, I'm about to slappy wood you

by MagicPhoneBooth August 3, 2015

heavy wood

Music, often from either the classical or baroque era, that is established as being a 'prophetic' form of proto-heavy metal. For instance, some of the compositions of Antonio Vivaldi (1678-1741), such as 'La Folia' or 'The Four Seasons' can be classified as falling within this category.

Dude, you listen to heavy metal? Fuck that! Listen to heavy wood instead.

by opuspostumum March 14, 2023

Arms of the woods

A legitimate idiom, totally not made up to win Weekly Wrap.

They're not from around here; not from these arms of the woods.

by fringe-benefits-tax April 22, 2021

Dale Wooded

Getting a message via Facebook, Instagram or text from someone you have no desire to ever hear from or talk to again.

My ex-boyfriend totally just Dale Wooded me and sent me a message on facebook saying "how are you?" after 4 years of never speaking to him.

by Weasleyhere November 14, 2016

wood pecker

a very hard penis that is sharp as a nail

dam your moring wood pecker be showing

by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ September 19, 2021

wood cow

1. anyone grazing around the crowd on a dance floor.
2. anyone who is considerably "too fat" to even be on a dance floor.

1. "I bumped into a wood cow last night while I was performing some of my awesome moves."
2. "Someone get a cattle prod and move that wood cow off the floor before it cracks."

by Anthony Melvin September 15, 2009