A slang term used to described someone who is insessently annoying, and weaves tales of their own self worth in their conversations, and or homosexual (weave men's wood)
Stop dicking around you wood weaver!
guy:Oh i am so cool, I was out fucking some honeys earlier tonite, and all you were doing was playin video games, I was cruisen with my boys you fucking wood weaver.
guy:Oh i am so cool, I was out fucking some honeys earlier tonite, and all you were doing was playin video games, I was cruisen with my boys you fucking wood weaver.
by creator of words March 8, 2008
Get the wood weavermug. The Afghanistan war is being continued by yet another president who was elected to stop it Classic Woods’ law.
by FSPer October 12, 2019
Get the Woods’ lawmug. by MagicPhoneBooth August 3, 2015
Get the Slappy Woodmug. Music, often from either the classical or baroque era, that is established as being a 'prophetic' form of proto-heavy metal. For instance, some of the compositions of Antonio Vivaldi (1678-1741), such as 'La Folia' or 'The Four Seasons' can be classified as falling within this category.
by opuspostumum March 14, 2023
Get the heavy woodmug. by fringe-benefits-tax April 22, 2021
Get the Arms of the woodsmug. Getting a message via Facebook, Instagram or text from someone you have no desire to ever hear from or talk to again.
My ex-boyfriend totally just Dale Wooded me and sent me a message on facebook saying "how are you?" after 4 years of never speaking to him.
by Weasleyhere November 14, 2016
Get the Dale Woodedmug. by silly swan69 November 29, 2021
Get the woods suckermug.