Scatter hoarding

When a guy stuffs his nuts inside a vagina or butthole.

My girl warmed me up with a handjob while I was scatter hoarding my nuts last winter.

by C-leezy March 31, 2023

curb hoarder

Someone who takes up two parking spaces on a residential street

Man I was trying to park after a long day but got thwarted by all these curb hoarders

by Detective Inspect April 15, 2023

Dock Hoarder

A "Dock Hoarder" is a term for the game Rust, referring to people who own multiple tugboats, submarines, and regular rhibs and keep them at the fishing village.

Naked 1: Man, I've been trying to get a tugboat all day but the Dock Hoarders have them.
Naked 2: Man I fucking hate Dock Hoarders.

by TriggerJug July 11, 2023

Celebrity Harem

Where I want to be in 30 years.

Hym "Ok. 5 year plan. Step one: Celebrity Harem. Step two: Flood reality with the plurality of my essence so throughly that I supplant God entirely (Because MY AMBITION CANNOT BE CONTAINED!!!). Step three: Burn Jordan Peterson's soul BUT ONLY FOR A LITTLE BIT, ATHEISTS! ONLY FOR A LITTLE BIT! SO IT'S FINE! Just until he's a nice even golden brown! He's fine. I'm morally in the clear if it's only for a little bit and he would make my life a living hell is he could so it's fine. Everything is chill."

by Hym Iam September 8, 2023

Digital Hoarding

The practice of never deleting a file from online archive; one who practice digital hoarding must do so without guilt or fear from reprisal. They just buy more space.

Itʻs a good thing I practice digital hoarding, otherwise I would never have been able to find that document from 2006.

by LovelyHulaHands September 20, 2023

snow hare

Snow hares are the flip side of snow bunnies, it's a white man who exclusively gets it from black men

That dude Caleb is such a promiscuous snow hare, he's always getting it from every black guy on the block

by Fagologyproffessor September 24, 2023

De-Harem Syndrome

A term for women who have possessive tendencies towards men they are no longer involved with, sexually and or, romantically. De-Harem syndrome is when a woman feels some kind of way when another woman flirts, dates, or hooks up with their previous man-thing. The syndrome is all-inclusive to a multitude of different complex emotions. Still, the syndrome mainly stems from an unhealthy ego and inability to let go of previous men. De-Harem syndrome is quite common and can be harmless when recognized and managed. All a woman who has De-Harem syndrome has to do is self-recognize that they can't control the entire male population in their dms, can't get upset and possessive over men she is not with, and finally, needs to let go of those men to form a healthy friendship, or maintain a wonderful memory of something that once was. If a woman fails to self-recognize she has De-Harem syndrome, the woman will most likely continue to hoard men, and show possessiveness. At this point, cutting contact with this woman is the best move.

"Oh she's got De-Harem Syndrome. Hope she gets better lmfao"

by Wreniji January 26, 2024