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hippy trail

a happy trail that has been cut, shaved, styled, clipped, or dyed to be the single gaudiest, ugliest, corniest, tackiest, most pretentious or most interesting thing about the hippy, hipster, deviant, or weirdo wearing it (there's no proof yet that any woman has ever done this anywhere). Usually something lame and supposedly counterculture like a tree, offensive logo, optical illusion, or, at its worst, an actual picture of a person or scene. Or, of course, Che Guevara.

When done right, it's usually a video game logo or something random or horrifying enough it actually seems appropriate to put on the happy trail.
"What the--that guy had that picture of Obama shaved into his hippy trail! Dude, wear a shirt, for America's sake!"
"Ugh, that's just foul."

"Woah, what the hell is that on his hippy trail?"
"Who, that guy? I dunno. Why are you looking?"
"That's the triforce!"
"Holy crap! Hey, half-naked dude! You win!"
by kittyme May 22, 2010
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Hippy Stick

Any joint consisting of at least two papers connected long ways so that the joint is longer not wider
Dude......We used like a whole pack of papers on that hippy stick, man.
by Captian Quapo May 16, 2009
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Hippie trade

The act of two people "trading" a drug for a drug, i.e. the bong for the booze, whilst hanging out together.
In the parking lot of a rest stop where Cory and Sara planned to stay for the evening, Sara exhaled from the joint she was smoking and shifted her attention to Cory and his bottle of Fireball whisky; "hippie trade?" she asked.
by Bigmanwalking June 16, 2016
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Hippie Muncher

Hey Hippie Muncher, can I have one of those?
by Rah13 August 19, 2023
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glamour hippy

Person, typically a woman, who's in to yoga, organic foods, alternative folk music, liberal causes and is probably a vegetarian, but also loves expensive jewelry, wines (typically red), expensive clothes, lots of traveling (in nice hotels).
Sally's a vegetarian and only eats organic foods, so after her yoga class she shops at Whole Foods, and she cares about keeping a small carbon footprint, so she drives there in her Tesla. Of course, while she's there, she sees a great California cabernet for only $69, and buys six.

Yeah, she's a hippy: a glamour hippy.
by sprtagt August 5, 2014
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Brown hippies

Filthy hippies generally found in Northern California or on weed farms. Referred to as "brown hippies" for their overall general shade of brown from head to toe due to being covered in dirt and not bathing or doing laundry.
A car load of brown hippies came to town today, they smelled like a turd covered in burnt hair!
by l Hate Canada October 9, 2015
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Hippie Kitty

Careful, don't get sprayed by that hippie kitty.
by JustAKlown August 24, 2019
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