Die.
A: I have 10 minutes to live.
B: That's a bummer. You're going to step foot on heaven.
5 minutes later...
B: You're about to die.
B: I'm calling 911.
B: *calls 911*
C: 911, what's your emergency?
B: Someone is about to step foot on heaven.
C: When?
B: The next 5 minutes. Hurry!
C: *calls the ambulance*
D: *does tests to find the disease*
D: It looks like you have cancer of the lung. Are you a drug addict?
B: Wait, tobacco causes cancer?
D: Indeed. Tobacco causes a tumor in the tissues of the lungs, which would have the person being diagnosed with cancer of the lung, also known as lung cancer.
2 minutes have passed.
A: I can't breathe.
A: *tries to breathe for a minute and a half*
B: Person A!
D: He has 4.5 minutes to live.
D: Unfortunately, to this date, there is rarely any cure for cancer. I can't test my effort since it's a short time.
D: *fastly writes a document in doctors' handwriting like a normal doctor would*
A: 4.5 minutes?
B: Yes, the doctor said you have 4.5 minutes until you die of lung cancer.
2 minutes pass.
D: Now you have 2.5 minutes to live.
A: *tries to breathe for another minute and a half*
D: 50 seconds.
B: 50!
B: 49!
B: 48!
...
B: 10!
B: 9!
B: 8!
B: 7!
B: 6!
B: 5!
B: 4!
B and D: 3!
B and D: 2!
B and D: 1!
A: *dies*
B: This is when he steps foot in heaven!
D: Exactly!
B: That's a bummer. You're going to step foot on heaven.
5 minutes later...
B: You're about to die.
B: I'm calling 911.
B: *calls 911*
C: 911, what's your emergency?
B: Someone is about to step foot on heaven.
C: When?
B: The next 5 minutes. Hurry!
C: *calls the ambulance*
D: *does tests to find the disease*
D: It looks like you have cancer of the lung. Are you a drug addict?
B: Wait, tobacco causes cancer?
D: Indeed. Tobacco causes a tumor in the tissues of the lungs, which would have the person being diagnosed with cancer of the lung, also known as lung cancer.
2 minutes have passed.
A: I can't breathe.
A: *tries to breathe for a minute and a half*
B: Person A!
D: He has 4.5 minutes to live.
D: Unfortunately, to this date, there is rarely any cure for cancer. I can't test my effort since it's a short time.
D: *fastly writes a document in doctors' handwriting like a normal doctor would*
A: 4.5 minutes?
B: Yes, the doctor said you have 4.5 minutes until you die of lung cancer.
2 minutes pass.
D: Now you have 2.5 minutes to live.
A: *tries to breathe for another minute and a half*
D: 50 seconds.
B: 50!
B: 49!
B: 48!
...
B: 10!
B: 9!
B: 8!
B: 7!
B: 6!
B: 5!
B: 4!
B and D: 3!
B and D: 2!
B and D: 1!
A: *dies*
B: This is when he steps foot in heaven!
D: Exactly!
by OfficialWatchOS7 July 31, 2025
Get the step foot on heavenmug. by sans the stupid dumb skeleton July 7, 2022
Get the Heavenmug. by aewol November 24, 2021
Get the Heaven Eunismug. After nutting inside your woman, when she then pees, standing on a stool and having her suck your dick after.
So it was late, we were fucking, I busted all inside her - and I had to do the stairway to heaven just to let her taste it before she’s done. (CREDITS: MN/MN)
by IVINVZXRR March 18, 2025
Get the Stairway to Heavenmug. I was in heaven yesterday
by Shrekfarquaad orgy May 2, 2019
Get the Heavenmug. Typically used to refer to the chocolate drink Yoohoo. May be purchased in cartons, cans, but tastes best in a cold bottle.
Dude #1: "It is so hot out. Hey, hook into that gas station over there, I'm dying of thirst."
Dude #2: "What are you getting? A big gulp or a slushie?"
Dude #1: "To hell with those things. I'm talking about heaven in a bottle here, a Yoohoo."
(Later)
Dude #1: "That wasn't the greatest idea. I drank too much of that Yoohoo and now my stomach is killin' me."
Dude #2: "What are you getting? A big gulp or a slushie?"
Dude #1: "To hell with those things. I'm talking about heaven in a bottle here, a Yoohoo."
(Later)
Dude #1: "That wasn't the greatest idea. I drank too much of that Yoohoo and now my stomach is killin' me."
by Neth3rtwist June 26, 2017
Get the Heaven in a bottlemug. The combination of caffeine, nicotine, ethanol, and THC. A heavenly pairing of all of your typical gateway drugs, hence the name.
by Schlawngo February 16, 2023
Get the Heaven’s Gatewaymug.