Heart Punch

That feeling of dread you get when something genuinely terrible happens.
The way your heart slips a beat and you feel absolutely horrible.

I felt the heart punch when she said she didn't love me anymore.

"Hey, did you hear about that car accident?" / "Yeah, I was there; it was a real heart punch."

by MeatSocks June 24, 2016

heart vomit

when someone breaks your heart you vomit in your heart.

she fucked my best friend my heart just vomited dam heart vomit

by gizmorpheus May 9, 2015

Hard hearted

Unmoved by pity or acts of kindness

Your hard hearted

by RedDreams February 12, 2020

heart bomb

A massive breakfast meal in which all the major fixings are served. Lots of eggs, bacon, pancakes, sausage, ham, cheese, omelets, etc.

Anyone want to go out to Waffle House? I need a good heart bomb to wake me up.

by markmanders December 24, 2013

Balzacian heart

(Referencing Honoré de Balzac and his notoriously poor cardiovascular health):

a) (noun) a person with genetically poor cardiovascular health
b) cardiovascular health weakened not by alcohol or tobacco, but specifically due to workverload-related stress

If you are a balzacian heart def a) do not expose yourself to unneeded stress

by Sexydimma May 7, 2022

heart of stone

Someone possessing a bad heart

Sara have a heart of stone

by Soumaya allaoui June 9, 2017

Heart of the fart

When your inhale someone's flatulence at it's peak moment of pungency and proximity.

Phwor!

I copped the full 'Heart of the fart'!

by ^^!$#@ August 12, 2019