It has nothing to do with a lack of evidence

And everything to do with you trying to make a fuck point. Stop doing this. This is so fucking stupid.

Hym "It has nothing to do with a lack of evidence and everything to do with you trying to male me ask for help instead of allowing this to work the way I want to to. I know now that I'm being watched and, therefore, know you have enough evidence to do something about it so stop doing this and start doing that. I'm not walking back everything I've ever said in exchange for my stolen ideas or doing my own investigation. Stop trying to make the last 10 years of my life a waste of time over what I said. I can't get my time back but I could have, in fact, stopped you kids from dying there if you would have let me and no that is not invalidated by the fact that I'm entirely ambivalent about whether or not they do. I don't have to apologize. I don't have to ask. You don't need to 'win' this for you kids you need to stop waiting for me to do something else because you are not going to get a 'something else' that isn't THE SAME EXACT THING you have been getting in response to the weaponized schizophrenia when you do it to other people. You are being a fucking moron."

by Hym Iam December 13, 2025

The President has been shot

When somebody takes such a massive toke that as soon as they exhale they cough with such force that they knock themselves flat on their ass.(Usually happens with the RGB)

B1: I'm going for another hit B2.
B2: Right'o B1.
B1: *coughs* Sweet Jesus my ass...
B2: The President has been shot!
B1:......Shut the fuck up!

by AssPounderMKII October 19, 2008

That Plane Has to Land Sometime

The unaffordable expenses that occur after one arrives at a destination.

A wedding is being planned and the high a maintenance bride who is a stewardess and is reasoning with everyone that she wants the wedding to be in Hawaii. She explains that she can get very low cost flight tickets for everyone. Many in the two families want to go but are not that well off. Someone says "yes, but that plane has to land sometime." That means that the low cost flight tickets are appreciated but the huge expenses start once the plane has landed like taxi cabs or limos, motel rooms in Hawaii, tipping skycaps, cabs, luggage handlers, buying drinks at a renowned resort where prices are inflated, thus the idea of low cost flight tickets is irrelevant.

"That Plane" is a bit of a take on "those plans."

by telltale August 31, 2013

the lion has awoken from his den

When I guy wakes up and has a morning boner

Ah, what a beautiful morning. Oh look, the Lion has awoken from his den.

by TheWiseOldWizard February 16, 2015

the hot dog has left the bun

When a guy is so feminine that it seems as if his dick has jumped away from his balls and out of his pants.

Dan: OMG, DUUUUDDDDDEEEEEEE! His hot dog has totally left the bun!
Bill: ALERT ALERT *THE HOT DOG HAS LEFT THE BUN!* ALERT! ALERT!

by fjhdhrjjhf August 11, 2015

plays like he has one hand

Simply has no need for the other hand, and so well played it seems the person only needs one hand to play.

"Yo the guy in this game plays like he has one hand!"

by ChoccyMilf September 17, 2017

The banana has left the peel

Used to describe the moment in which one dissociates. Like when you feel you are no longer in your body.

Friend: there's a theory suggesting that it's equally if not more probable that our universe is a computer simulation as compared to the idea of an intelligent creator.

Me: The banana has left the peel.

by Surreal_wanderer September 22, 2017