Queen’s Guard

A sex act involving two or more men having anal intercourse from behind in a single line; while one woman is position at the front of the line of men engaged in vaginal intercourse with the “first man”, also from behind. Most commonly used to humorously explain why the “first man’s” baby may resemble a close friend.

The couple’s baby has blonde hair like their friend due to the Queen’s Guard they all performed last year.

by Zelg May 14, 2019

National Point Guard Day

Give your point guard the biggest hug and show him/her your appreciation for his dimes. This day is to make sure he/she never gets hurt and he/she knows you love him/her
Especially like trent

trent makes my day better
he’s just too amazing

I remembered that every fridays is National Point Guard Day, i have to give trent a hug!!

by vEyeSold-_- April 25, 2021

Color Guard

The group of girls(sometimes boys) that were either not popular enough, not skinny enough, not limber enough, or not bitchy enough for cheer leading. Often seen as the bands add-on, the color guard is either terribly bad and thinks their hotter than the forth of July, or so good that they can only think about becoming better. (These ones usually have more than three guard captains/coaches and are either college or professional color guards)

Hey did you see the color guard at our performance last night?

What's that?

Their the chicks that throw guns around durring the show.

Oh...yeah, they kinda sucked...

by Marsh-Mellon September 15, 2009

guardamama

one who hurts without intention, who doesn't realizing that he/she is inflicting pain.

Why were you such a guardamama back there? Don't you know she just got a shot in that arm?

by Anna February 26, 2003

Rusty Guardrail

A guy does a chick up against the wall, and she then precedes to start shitting. the guy rubs her back and forth on the wall smearing the shit, and making a line that looks like a rusty guardrail.

I gave my girl a rusty guardrail last night and made her clean it up this morning.

by DbWade October 2, 2007

slippery guadalupe

an incredibly difficult, and technical Ice dancing trick first invented by dick button in 1651. When the trick was first shown to crowds people literally imploded with amazement causing several small black holes that would eventually swallow the small island of lesbos. When asked for a comment dick button replied "thats how i fucking roll. I was just prancing around one day and i thought hey i want to make people loose their shit...so the slippery guadalupe was born. Better recognize!!"

This is the russian ice dancer sergei vehajdblsalfgyzzz. He just nailed the triple axel and oh my goodness could he be going for it? Yes it's the slippery guadalupe!!! may the gods have mercy on us all. (Enter implosions and black holes)

by touch my dick button February 19, 2010

Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell

Child Molesters at a new low.

They have security guards in schools now? Crazy Americans and their guns...

by Acid^Rogue September 10, 2003