An impossible goal or ideal for which to strive. A reference to the saying "close only counts in hand grenades and horseshoes". Getting as close to the ideal as possible is the goal.
by BurtonLucifer September 2, 2022
Get the Horse grenademug. by Assman 7.5 December 31, 2017
Get the babies and hand grenadesmug. "Uncle Pete is going to be at the wedding, you mind making sure he doesn't bother anyone?"
"I'll take the Bro Grenade for the team. I gotchu."
"I'll take the Bro Grenade for the team. I gotchu."
by McNark December 4, 2024
Get the Bro Grenademug. When you perform a bowel movement and catch it in your hand, then proceeded to ejaculate onto the feces and throw it at your partner while yelling "fire in the hole".
Mom, last night Jimmy gave me a saucy grenade, and my bed is still sticky and smells like dumpster juice. He really needs to adjust his diet.
by L100 Eevee February 10, 2023
Get the saucy grenademug. I’m going to give Trisha Montezuma’s Grenade.
What’s Montezuma’s Grenade?
It’s a Venereal disease common in 1970s New York. If you have sex, you explode.
What’s Montezuma’s Grenade?
It’s a Venereal disease common in 1970s New York. If you have sex, you explode.
by Medical Negligence Protester May 12, 2025
Get the Montezuma’s Grenademug. by anonymous June 3, 2025
Get the Swedish grenademug. It is described as the act of pleasuring a women with the use of one's hand. The act as described as "devastator" is to make a fist and insert into the woman's vigina, the next act of the "grenade" is to quickly open the hand so the fingers are spread as far apart as possible while still inside the women, the final act of the "reverse bear claw" is to curl your fingers (as if you're scratching a person's back) and quickly pull out.
My girl has been pissing me off by hitting me in the nuts by "accident" so I decided to giver her the ol' devastator, grenade, reverse bear claw (DGRBC) (DGR)
by Dir7ygash November 30, 2016
Get the devastator, grenade, reverse bear clawmug.