Goose fucker

Someone who lives in the American Midwest who cannot merge onto a highway competently

This goose fucker needs to learn to speed off of the ramp.

by 2BsFeet December 3, 2020

goose banter

An alternative form of banter.
Goose banter is ordinary lad banter with an extra dash of cheeky to compliment the banter, therefore adding the gooseyness to it.

The term goose originated from the 4 big lads who were referred to as the "Geese". Above all the Geese had tremendous banter and so GOOSE BANTER WAS FORMED.

Other words dervived from the Godly Geese are gander which refers to one who is looking for something, however the term also means male goose.

Goose Banter - Banter with an extra bit of pow
"You're a motherfukin ass hoe"
"hahha great goose banter"

by Goose Lad July 23, 2015

goose chills

A combination of goose bumps and cold chills, 10 times worse than normal goose bumps and often preceded by a full body shiver.

Drinking the slushy and walking into the cold room gave me goose chills.

by Wonderwoman81 January 24, 2016

Goose Wayne

Gucci version of batman

Bro Goose Wayne followed me on twitter, gotta flex it to my hommies

by Goocci wayne March 28, 2020

goose butter

goose butter is not around the females vagina or around the males cock, it is the sweat that accumulates under and around a woman's breasts after sweating perfusely. Goose butter tends to carry a strong odor and never tastes good.It is a subspecies of the duck butter substance seeing that duck butter smells and tastes stronger.

Bitch you need to take a shower and get that goose butter off your titties before i go to town!

by Slim Baby January 5, 2006

silly goose

skeppy

"if you searsh silly goose in the dictionary, it says skeppy" - BadBoyHalo

"skeppy, your being a silly goose!"

"NOO, IM NOT!!"

by tabby clouds August 13, 2020

awkward goose

if your in a really awkward situation then you put your arm up into a goose shape and mouth awkward goose to make everyone laugh.

Joey: so yeah, i shagged your mum
Chandler: mate what the fuck

*AWKWARD ATMOSPHERE*

Ross: *awkward goose*
Everyone else: hahahahhahahahahahah

by shanshanshanshan April 16, 2010