Goose Egg

When a male exposes one or both of thier testicles resembling a goose egg.

Joe:have you ever seen a goose egg Clark?

Clark:No wtf is that

Joe:*Goose egg*

Clark: Awee wtf man

by The Goose Egg Gobblin October 2, 2021

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Goose Flava

By direct definition, a giant wad of jizz or more specifically, goose semen..Also could be used as a curse word, like when you stub your toe.

I have a shit ton of work to do when I get home and I still havent cleaned the goose coop...fcking Goose Flava!!

by Soniccat5533 August 23, 2019

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Speedy Goose

A guy, typically younger, who can get in, finish, and get out in under 15 seconds.

Jessica: I had the worst night of my life yesterday.
Parker: What happened?
Jessica: The guy I went home with was a speedy goose. It took him longer to put the condom on.

by Oceaninto January 5, 2017

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Goose fucker

Someone who lives in the American Midwest who cannot merge onto a highway competently

This goose fucker needs to learn to speed off of the ramp.

by 2BsFeet December 3, 2020

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goose butter is not around the females vagina or around the males cock, it is the sweat that accumulates under and around a woman's breasts after sweating perfusely. Goose butter tends to carry a strong odor and never tastes good.It is a subspecies of the duck butter substance seeing that duck butter smells and tastes stronger.

Bitch you need to take a shower and get that goose butter off your titties before i go to town!

by Slim Baby January 5, 2006

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