Gold River

A shit small town with nothing to do but get pregnant in high school and play “spouse swap”.
There’s no grocery store but there’s two liquor stores so you know their priorities!

“Hey been to Gold River lately?”

“Hell to the fucking no.”

by Respec February 7, 2018

Golden Tang

Female genitalia (aka poontang) that is so sweet, so fresh, and so beautiful that is should be made of gold.

Sara has Golden Tang.....I'm gonna do all I can to hit that.

by Charlie Golf April 19, 2004

golden closet

When someone comes out as gay, and the celebration is made an occasion including watersports as a main feature.

I heard Jimmy got a golden closet the other day. I know because his hair still reeked.

by Fayd'sNotFunny December 7, 2016

gold toof

One that has a tooth or teeth covered with a Gold cap.

I went to the dentist and had a cavity, now I have a gold toof.

by Peter Fitsniceinside February 7, 2003

golden hour

the time between 3:00-3:30 (during winter) when the lighting is Peng and white girls take selfies

"damn take a photo of us on this hill it's golden hour!!!"

by Cara 19 November 29, 2017

golden years

The time of one's life after 65. Also referred to as over the hill.

"My dad is locked up in a nursing home, enjoying his golden years.

by Papa Smurf September 24, 2003

Golden Douche

peeing into a womans vagina

joe gave katrina a golden douche

by JL August 21, 2003