golden crook

A golden statue of Donald Trump worshiped at CPAC 2021, which somehow managed to be even uglier than he is.

Nothing more perfectly sums up the Republican Party than them wheeling in the Golden Crook and worshiping at its alter.

by Queen Buttrix February 27, 2021

golden spring

When a guy is eating a girl out and she pisses on his face/in his mouth.

Ricky: "Hey Bobby why are you gargling bleach?"
Bobby: "I was going down on Janet and I discovered the golden spring."

by Janet O'Malley July 1, 2007

The Golden Package

A Trojan Magnum, For Guys With Large Dicks Or Guys Who Think They Have Large Dicks.

Mikey Tried Useing The Golden Package On His Girlfriend, But His Dick Was Too Small And It Fell Off, Now Shes Pregnant.

by Anonymous81 February 11, 2009

golden rimkin

Receiving a rimjom while uriniting.

She wouldnt give me a blumkin, but she did do a golden rimkin.

by Tremis May 22, 2006

Golden Unicorn

1. A single woman that is drop dead gorgeous.
She is the type that all men dream about
yet unattainable.
She is the the type you see at parties, you go to talk to her, you blink, and she is gone.

Dude, did you see that golden unicorn at the party last night?

by maryjaney January 20, 2011

Golden Pussy

The golden pussy is a women's vagina that is valuable and is not easily attained. She is beautiful inside and out, values herself and therefore men need to work for it. Possibly after the 10th date she will give it up if a man makes it to that many.

A lot of men are after her golden pussy, but few will get it.

by MissGold July 1, 2011

Golden Date

The date when she finally lets you visit her punany.
Usually around the third date, if she still doesn't let you - dump her.

We finally got to the golden date, and now she can hardly walk...

Third date but not golden, I think i'm gonna dump the biach...

by Pingu is crazy September 11, 2005