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Ass Gold

When two lovers pour honey into either of his rectum before squatting above the others mouth. The honey slowly drips out in a shimmering streak. This honey is known as Ass Gold.
*Glob *Glob uhhh... this Ass Gold is uhh very guuuuud *Glob *Glob
by hitlarman July 7, 2017
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Comedy Gold

wow, ajt that's comedy gold
by skaterboilover234 April 3, 2019
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gold digger

A gold digger is any man or woman who's primary interest in a relationship is to gain material benefits. Nevertheless that man or woman may be looking for love or status/popularity through these material benefits.
Sarah has just recently met this guy by the name of Mark.
Mark is extremely wealthy and has all the qualities that Sarah looks for in a man. Sarah is very attracted to rich men so she has been called a gold digger all her life.
Sarah and Mark are now seeing each other, but in order to get the money Sarah has to play her cards right so Mark can fall in love with her, well he does and now Sarah has gotten her cake and now she can sit back, relaz and eat it!
by Natiya July 28, 2006
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gold farmer

Common in MMORPGs, it's someone who relentlessly spams for gold or items and usually can't speak a full English sentence. See chinese gold farmer
{1:General}{Huajinyao} Culd sumone plz spare 5g lol cry!11!!!!!

^^^ That is a Gold Farmer
by P. Noland August 12, 2005
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gold standard

a girl (or guy) whom a number of people in the same peer group have slept with; a girl whom guys can use as a baseline for comparing experiences.
Kev, Zaz and C Mac had all been with Kerry in the past so it gave them a gold standard for when Zaz told them that he'd hooked up with a chick who gave worse head than Kerry.
by Clay McP March 31, 2008
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gold strike

Goldschlager's cheap evil cousin. Contains Fool's Gold flakes.
Yo homie let's go to Robin Hood for a few pints of Snake Bite and Gold Strike shot-o-gold.
by colt45bda March 20, 2008
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gold digger

my damn wife that took all my money and all my semen. Now she lives in beverly hills and gives blow jobs to celebrities while I drink out of a KEG
by Jamacian Jerkin January 23, 2003
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