Furry
Being a furry is a serious mental disorder, furries dress in unholy clothes such as and not limited to :
Fur masks
Fur suits
Tail plugs
Murr suits
Furries suffer from many disabilties such as :
Stupidity
Eating glue
Femboy
Being set on fire frequently
Quirkyness
Beastiality
SDDS ( Sudden Dick Disapearing Syndrome )
How to interact with a furry :
1. In many cases sudden agression is a bad option but with furries it is necessary.
Whip out your Smith and Wesson 5000 Bonecrusher Snub Nose Chambered in Quick Action .45 and aim for the tail, it will instantly kill the furry but let the human soul inside live.
Never shoot anywhere else because you don't want to murder someone you want to kill the furry.
By shooting the tail whatever is left from the infected will get to live but not the furry.
( See how I made it so it follows the guidelines, you kill the furry not the person )
2. Run.
3. Celebrate.
Note : YOU aren't trapped with a furry, the furry is trapped with YOU.
Don't waste ammo!
How to prevent becoming a furry.
1. Having a family.
2. Be sane.
Source :
Having a functioning brain.
Fun fact! Don't go to the next furry convention, not that anything will happen haha... trust me. just don't go.
Fur masks
Fur suits
Tail plugs
Murr suits
Furries suffer from many disabilties such as :
Stupidity
Eating glue
Femboy
Being set on fire frequently
Quirkyness
Beastiality
SDDS ( Sudden Dick Disapearing Syndrome )
How to interact with a furry :
1. In many cases sudden agression is a bad option but with furries it is necessary.
Whip out your Smith and Wesson 5000 Bonecrusher Snub Nose Chambered in Quick Action .45 and aim for the tail, it will instantly kill the furry but let the human soul inside live.
Never shoot anywhere else because you don't want to murder someone you want to kill the furry.
By shooting the tail whatever is left from the infected will get to live but not the furry.
( See how I made it so it follows the guidelines, you kill the furry not the person )
2. Run.
3. Celebrate.
Note : YOU aren't trapped with a furry, the furry is trapped with YOU.
Don't waste ammo!
How to prevent becoming a furry.
1. Having a family.
2. Be sane.
Source :
Having a functioning brain.
Fun fact! Don't go to the next furry convention, not that anything will happen haha... trust me. just don't go.
Person 1: ima pwoud fuwwy OwO is that youw cwute UwU bulgi-
Person 2: shatters his skull with a Smith and Wesson 5000 bonecrusher snubed nose chambered in quick action .45
Person 1 : We are approaching the furry con
Person 2 : LETS DO THIS BOYS
Person 3 : Mask on
Person 4 : Remember, no russian
Person 5 : Lets get em'
Person 9 : Im ready
Person 18 : Keep your weapons on full auto
Person 37 : I hope they took the message we left
Person 58 : Its do or die comrades
Furry 1 : Owoo wewcowme to the fuwwy cwonw
*Weapon loading noise* ( without malicous intent of course )
Person 2: shatters his skull with a Smith and Wesson 5000 bonecrusher snubed nose chambered in quick action .45
Person 1 : We are approaching the furry con
Person 2 : LETS DO THIS BOYS
Person 3 : Mask on
Person 4 : Remember, no russian
Person 5 : Lets get em'
Person 9 : Im ready
Person 18 : Keep your weapons on full auto
Person 37 : I hope they took the message we left
Person 58 : Its do or die comrades
Furry 1 : Owoo wewcowme to the fuwwy cwonw
*Weapon loading noise* ( without malicous intent of course )
Furry by TheSovietComrade July 13, 2022
