friedns

your closest friend

Your my best friedn

by Anonymous June 20, 2003

shrimp fried rice

Where you puke on someones asshole and then fist fuck it.

Dude, you gave that chick a shrimp fried rice!

by Kentor December 13, 2003

fried eggs

The method a abortion using a bunson burner or large lighter, gasoline, belt, and a towel.

Person1: I thought you got her pregnant.

Person2: Yeah, I did but I made some fried eggs this morning.

by Naes Ttukcup September 21, 2005

frigid

not having sexual intercourse, or doing anything thing with a boy or girl

"eddie warton & shelbie ramsay is frigid, as he has only kissed a girl"

by shelbie ramsay June 24, 2008

Amber Fry" or "Amber Fried

To take revenge on or betray a lying, cheating,weasely ex-lover (as in Scott Peterson and Amber Frey).

If my girlfriend finds out I'm married, she's going to "Amber Fry" me and tell my wife.

That cheating guy is going to get "Amber Fried" by his ex-girlfriend if he isn't careful. She's going to tell the authorities that he is a drug dealer or something.

by Not-gonna-tellya May 8, 2005

Fried Muddy

fried muddy is the residue in a crack pipe.
the brown oil dripping down the inside.

well all my crack is gone so now its time to smoke fried muddy!that mudd is sooo scrumptious

by T.N.T July 27, 2007

fried cyclops

When you have nasty, sloppy sex (anal or vaginal) and then go to sleep without taking a shower. When you wake up in the morning, peel back your foreskin and look at your penis head on; the crusties around the glans make it look like a fried cyclops.

Bill's fried cyclops happened because of his mom's poor hygiene.

by dick thicksmith March 1, 2009