Feely Blunt

A blunt filled with the best iff available and the addition of a small pinch of blow.

Dude, that "Feely Blunt" really fucked me up, what was in it?
Oh, some green crack and a light powdering of coke.

by donjuanalapuertorico January 11, 2011

Feel Nude

The emotion of being past embarassment; as if you were naked in public. (Under the assumption that most people would feel embarassesd being naked in public.)

Synonym: (Feeling naked)

I felt nude when we were at Grandma's funeral and I laughed...Everyone just stared at me.

I saw you talking to Jessica in the hallway earlier..
YOU. FELT. NAKED!

Teacher: "Joe, what's the answer to the question?"
Joe: (Sleeping, then wakes up...."Um.....40"..
Teacher: "Really? World war II started because of '40'?"
Joe: "I feel nude."

by TrekSouth November 28, 2012

Feels Food

Food that is eaten when the feels are high or low, the actual food involved in "eating your feelings". Typically consumed when sad, angry, or frustrated, but can be involved with any high level of emotion.
Feels food is usually junk food, like chips, ice cream, candy, or soda, but can be any stress reliving food, especially crunchy or sweet things.

Upset by her recent break-up, Mandy raided the fridge and the cabinets for feels food.

by Bubblegum2304 January 1, 2015

Feelted

A horse cunt who's unfamiliar of environments other than his den, also referred to as Lainey-boos bae

This child really needs to get outside he's being a feelted.

by Stewthecunt November 18, 2015

Feels Jerk

A feels jerk is when a group of sensitive SJWs are all on a social media site (usually Tumblr, but may also include Facebook and Youtube.) and begin commenting and complaining about a meme, picture, video, person(s) or event that upsets them. In a feels jerk the SJWs will generally outnumber the normal thinking people and will give 2 paragraph long "you're being mean" posts to any person that objects. The other members will then up vote it and make some retarded 5 word comments about how awesome their fellow SJW is (ie. "You go gurl" "Top comment" "exactly" "^^^^^^^^^:)))))")

it is for this reason that we call this a Feels Jerk as they are figuratively jerking each other off while they talk about their feelings.

SJW "Oh my god, that poor dog was shot by that evil man!" #prayfordoggy

Normal Person "Wait, what the fuck? First off it's a fucking coyote not a dog. Second it would have killed his small child if he did not shoot it.

SJW "omgggg are you for real i say hes evil an all you bring up is that hes a coyote it doesnt even matter its a living being and that man took him away"

Normal Person: "How about you fuck off, go back to tumblr and have a feels jerk with your fellow SJWs.!"

Guy 1: "Bro, I shared this video and a bunch of weird people I barley know began commenting about how it's offensive and insensitive."

Guy 2: "Sounds like SJWS. What was it about?"

Guy 1: "It was just one of those smack cam pranks, I tried to reason with them but they kept saying how mean the prank was and how their friend might kill him self."

Guy 2: "Sounds like they were have a Feels Jerk and you were right in the middle of it."

by Urban Dicktonary March 22, 2016

feelboy

the opposite to fuckboy

if he is nice he is more like a feelboy than a fuckboy

by justsomeperson101 March 2, 2016

feel bag

A person that is so full of feelings that they literally are just a bag of feelings hence feel bag.

Jesse can't stop crying. He is such a feel bag

by Socks22 July 14, 2017