flappity flap

Clumsy, awkward, flaming, ridiculous, failure. Demonstrates a weak style. Grotesque social error. Deliberately being a clown in wake of fumble.

I spilled beer on your carpet and then floundered around on it to soak it up with my shirt. (reply) flappity flap. He tried to impress the girls with a huge curb grind but his wheel hit a rock and teetering on the edge of balance he flapped his arms to maintain composure for a distance before falling over and bagging himself on the board, flappity flap.

by stunk February 6, 2014

Flap-jacking

Flatulence while sitting on the floor of a shower.

After a combination of Indian food and a long night, Susan often finds herself the next dat flap-jacking during her morning shower.

by Professor Know-A-Lotta March 9, 2021

grease flaps

a flap of like I don't even know bruh i- i wanna say like nut sack flap but that- or something like, nahhh I think we can make it better than that, cuz it needs to be wet for some reason, its just like a flap on ur back that's always wet for some reason. grease flaps is a flap of grease

man: dude this "grease flaps" is really leakin everywhere.

by cumbucket47 October 12, 2021

scupper flaps

large labia

Her Shorts were so short that her scupper flaps were showing.

by skmaine February 20, 2018

flip-flap

A single run in cricket (North American parlance).

In baseball, the hitter simply has to run towards first base. In cricket, the two batters swap ends to complete a run, hence the term flip-flap.

The two English batters put pressure on the Australian fielder by pushing for a quick flip-flap

by CRJB March 24, 2022

Dunkin’ Flaps

When you squat until your labia are submerged in a bowl, cup (from KFC or Wendy’s), or barrel (for the flap dunkin connoisseurs) of mashed potatoes.

Jessica M. filled her step dad’s pool with mashed potatoes so the entire town can partake in the Dunkin’ Flaps party.

I woke up this morning to the lovely scent of garlic mashed potatoes in the air. You can imagine my disappointment when I came down to see Jessica squatting on the kitchen table, dunkin flaps.

by Dickintaters October 29, 2022

flap-a-caping

When a person cant pronounce their words correctly and their words run together.

Did you notice how bad Bob was flap-a-caping today? I couldn't understand anything he said!

by Diana66 April 19, 2018