Assisted Five

When a person is offered a high five and refuses to give it and a fellow person grabs said person's hand and gives the man offering a high five a high five.

High five?

Naw.

(man walks by and sees the struggle and grabs the man's hand and gives the high five )

Assisted Five! I'll take it

by CaseDog January 20, 2010

five nail

Having a flattened finger nail due to constantly scraping off the foil from 5gum or any other foil backed gum wraper leaving just the paper to roll your greens in. Most oftenly occurs on the thumb and or index finger.

guy: do you think mike smokes?

dude: are you kiding he has the worst five nail I've ever seen

by drewdt April 29, 2011

Face-Five

Slapping someone across the face.

Guy 1: "Ow dude, wtf?! You slapped me!"
Guy 2: "No I didn't, I face-fived you."

by ThatGirl729 May 7, 2011

five to the eye

A slap to the face or punch in the eye.

When he asked for her digits, she gave him five to the eye.

by mousepole June 26, 2010

Mumblety Five

The response to someone who mumbles so much that you have tired of saying: "Excuse me, What was that, Could you repeat that, Come again or I can't hear you."

Person A:A mmfrt able to cmomprt smoo!

Person B:Mumblety Five?

Person A:I am never able to comfort you.

Person B:Maybe because I can never understand you

by Anenglishmajor May 11, 2011

hix five

a common high five, with a twist. the ultimate diss. before contact of the two hands there is an announcement of hix five. this can come in many forms

dude i just hix fived the crap out of him

by thehixer April 14, 2009

Fifteen and Five

A warning given to a person at fifteen minutes, then five minutes, before you are due to do a task or go out.

Her: "We're going round my mum's soon".

Him: "Can you give me a fifteen and five?"

Her: "It's time to go out and you're not ready!"

Him: "You didn't give me a fifteen and five!"

Boss: "We've got a meeting later. Don't worry - I'll give you a fifteen and five."

by The WeirdnessSymposium April 19, 2009