life is on fire

When someone is being a whiney little bitch ass for no reason.

My roommate smells like old spice. I can't sleep, I can't think, and I don't even want to be in the room.

Dude, quit acting life your life is on fire!

by #27 April 3, 2009

fire the rock

1. The act of smoking speed in a glass pipe.

When I get home Im gonna fire the rock.
If you want to lose weight fire the rock.

by superboofer August 25, 2013

Panic Fire

Basically,you're playing a shooting game (Halo, Call Of Duty, etc.) and you're not very good (usually playing on XBOX Live or against your friend). Someone comes around the corner or hops in front of you. You pull the trigger and shoot the hell out of them. 80% of the time, you kill someone on your team.

Also known as trigger finger, panic fingers or simply, sucking at XBOX.

Noah: AGH! *pulls XBOX trigger and shoots like crazy.*
Lynsey: God damn it, Noah! That's the fourth time you've killed me. I'm on your team, idiot. Enough with the panic fire!

by Langenbrunner Baby March 6, 2009

Chicago Fire

A dope show that has gone down ever since Otis died.

Damn, did you see that new episode of Chicago Fire?

by fdny81 December 27, 2021

Fire Pwned

When something is fire pwned, it means the entire event is already over before it ever even happened. A paradoxical phenomenon that seems to be so appropriately represented in all things on the internet, given the near instantaneous rate at which things become irrelevant or obsolete.

1. It's 2001 and you get Warcraft 7 in the mail. You open the box only to find a piece of paper that reads, "YOU WIN!". Fire Pwned. It's already over.

2. By the time you click a link on the internet, you're already over it.

3. It's so over, I don't even know why I'm still talking about it.

by Doctor Banzai May 14, 2011

fire avanzada

When a man sets a woman's pubic hair on fire and proceeds to put it out with his own skeet.

"Dude, (insert name here) and I had a hot fire avanzada last night. He almost ran out of skeet.

by schloober September 24, 2010

sleeping in the fire

Most applicable to being in a relationship you don’t wanna be in, you’re stuck and you can’t get out either because you are afraid of being alone or because you don’t wanna hurt the person, the pain of it is continuous no matter how many pleasures occur and how happy you pretend you are

Taste the love the lucifers magic that made you numb, the passion and the pain are one you’re sleeping in the fire

by mauzer48 April 13, 2020