checkpoint farmer

Weirdo that farms cps and think that they’re good and try to ego people.

That checkpoint farmer is ass

by SoSIlx September 5, 2021

cactus farmer

Southern slang for the growing and distribution of cannibus and marijuana plants.

I want to move to California and become a cactus farmer

by Cactus farmer January 28, 2018

Lady Farmer

One who cultivates women.

Essentially, a player. A lady farmer has women hanging off of him at all times. Every girl in town wants his d.

Alden is such a lady farmer, look at him, surrounded by girls, all wanting the d.

by ALDENISSASSY April 8, 2013

Farmer Nicks Big Dick

His dick is very big

Farmer Nicks Big Dick is very big

by bald freddie mercury December 1, 2023

farmers blowjob

When you are sucking dick and you proceed to farmers blow(pinch one nostril and blow your nose) then continue to lick off the snot from the cock

Chad: bro this girl gave me a farmers blowjob yesterday
brad: yoooooo!!!

by shooop dowoop April 22, 2022

What do farmers love but astronauts hate?

This riddle was created by Abby Ellis and is completely ridiculous! All the clues given to help solve it are unrelated and bizarre! It’s a fun riddle to give your friends to pass half an hour.

What do farmers love but astronauts hate?

Clues:
The answer is written on the ceiling

Teddy bears

Children can draw it but adults can’t

Seasons

Any other ridiculous clue

by Abby’s riddle April 21, 2021

farmer girl

a farmer girl is someone very dumb and likes to play the game roblox. they have very dirty vans and gave birth to 6 puppies.

a farmer girl likes to eat dirty water

by anna gendreau June 21, 2019