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farmer brown's cock

Deficating while having anal sex.
To deficate on the penetrating object, be it a penis or any other penetration device or shape.
More specifically, the act refers to a Penis repeatedly penetrating the anal cavity whilst a degree of anal waste it forced out and ejaculation inserted, know as a "Farmer Brown's Cock".
On the way home from the Asian Restaurant, Den suggested that anal sex while deficating would round off a beautiful evening "Don't use the toilet tonight my love, Farmer Brown's Cock is making an appearence."
by DjDenudo December 8, 2016
mugGet the farmer brown's cockmug.

douche farmer

When someone you know is a piece of shit and their using hoes daily to the the point they're practically a farmer.
Bradley is such a douche farmer this is his forth slut this weak.
by Fabian guerr May 7, 2018
mugGet the douche farmermug.

unknown farmer

the worst insult possible, you aren’t known even in a small time;
irrelevant
by shatter69 May 7, 2021
mugGet the unknown farmermug.

Farmer wall

Someone who looses so many times he has to ban his sky bet account
Farmer wall missed again I guess he’ll be in the wall next week
by Farmer wall June 19, 2023
mugGet the Farmer wallmug.

velcro farmer

A chick who doesn't practice grooming in the pubic region.
My wife wanted to get frisky last night but she's a Velcro farmer down there.
by JD&Asso March 24, 2016
mugGet the velcro farmermug.

Farmer

In the US a farmer is generally a white person who tills the land that was stolen from indigenous people at gun point and through various coercive treaties which were never honored by the US Government. Farmers claim to not be racist but will embarrass themselves whenever asked why all local farmers are white.
Farmer “I love this land. My family has farmed here for generations!”

Non-farmer “Bro, you’re farming on Native land.”
by Izumrud September 17, 2021
mugGet the Farmermug.

farmer snort

Same as a Bum Blow:

To blow your nose, one nostril at a time, without benefit of a handkerchief or tissue.
The homeless man placed his index finger against his nose and did a bum blow onto my widshield after I refused to make a donation.
by Marty Keane May 15, 2005
mugGet the farmer snortmug.

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