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fake fixin'

A person (generally a man with a huge ego) who attempts to work on, or trys to fix something without having any knowledge, or little knowledge about how to fix whatever they're working on. Usually involving mechanic tools, hand tools, or electric tools.
Yo Mike, you listen to those factory technicians at work talk about how they always work on their cars and fix them? It's like they auto mechanics.

Nah bro, they ain't no auto mechanics, they jus fake fixin'
by lonesniper24 September 29, 2009
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Fake Friend

You think you can count on them, but they will disappoint you not 1 nor 2 nor 3 times but until you realise you're being tricked by them.
"You know Maria? She's a fake friend. She used me and now she's sorry, because she needs me again."
by It’s Lina; March 14, 2020
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I’m fake

When you say “I’m fake” it means that you have no will to live and want to jump off a bridge

I’m fake is fake on YouTube
by Gonadectomy January 19, 2019
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Fake Mangasim

A Fake Mangasim is when a man can't ejaculate after a timely session of deep penetration whilst intoxicated.
‘I was going for gold after getting back from a night on the tiles, could I hell ejaculate so I fake mangasimed. I took her from behind grunted and spat on her back’
by Urban Cowboy Smith April 29, 2011
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Fake Poppin

Used to express something that is hyped up to exaggerated levels but then when you experience it for yourself it sucks, or isn't cool at all.
Nikki told me that party last night was hot but, when we got there, it was fake poppin so we left..
by @TundeDreams July 11, 2010
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Fake Friday

Day before a day off in the middle of a work week. The term “fake Friday” is used because Friday is the day before the weekend, so “fake Friday” is the day before a day off that typically wouldn’t be regularly scheduled. Fake Friday can often be compared to Christmas because of how exciting is it.
“Do we have school tomorrow?”
“No, so today’s Fake Friday.”
by onlyangel October 15, 2019
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Fake friends

Taylor Jackson Deja cater kaiyah fat ass white and shyla Bradford and Timera Ben ford all them lol hoes are fake as fuck
I hate fake friends like them ulgy hoes tf
by Made by Shamyaia July 19, 2019
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