university of west florida

The place that grade A students drop their acceptances to West Point in order to follow their guinea pig eating girl friend whose had terrible names like Nutella, Oobaldina, Fudwaga, and usually have a generic Mexican last name

Kyle gave up West Point to go to University of west Florida

by JTLawson April 20, 2017

Florida Gator's Blanket

An area on and/or under which one can perform sexual intercourse or other sexual acts.

Nick and Emilie fucked on the Florida Gator's Blanket.

by ealexandra December 31, 2008

Florida

There's three things you'll find in Florida: golf, old people, and bad weather.

Florida should be called "Hell with Humidity".

by the cold hard bitch August 4, 2012

florida

the southern version of California, except with crazier weather and less interesting people.

florida is like california but california is still the best!

by JonnyXYZ December 30, 2008

Florida OR Germany

The decision on which place Arnold Schqatxasadasdjdneggar should stay in - home country Germany or the governated Florida.

"Flawreeda or Shermany..." - Arnold

by Arnold Schwa' December 6, 2003

Florida Funlick

Florida is shaped like a dildo with a handle.

Therfore, a florida funlick is a position when a man takes the dildo with a handle and sticks it in the asshole of a woman. the woman, through a very difficult maneuver, licks the asshole of the man. Therefore it is fun.

Dude we totally had a florida funlick last night!!

I know it was sick!!

by Joebammofo January 26, 2009

failroids

When you fail so much, it's like your a steroids for failing.

Teacher: "What's 2 + 2?"
Student: "18?"
Teacher: "No."
Student: "24?"
Teacher: "No."
Student: "Ok, 52 for sure."
Teacher: "Kid what are you on? Failroids?

by Hippie_Not_On_Crack April 20, 2010