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dick faced cockmaster

a rare breed of fish with a pink, mushroom-shaped head and a long, smooth body. when it gets excited it sprays white, gel-like film. when this film contacts its close cousin, the vagina-faced pussy monger, it impregnates the monger. after spraying this film, the cockmaster softens its body and goes to sleep for several hours. around the age of 13, the master begins to grow hair around its lower portion of its body. this fish is never eaten, however, some people suck on these fishes to extract their film, however, most dont swallow it rather they rub it into their skin.
Wow! that was as huge dick faced cockmaster!
by eboyd32 June 26, 2007
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Faderade

Faderade is a mixed drink combination of vodka and Gatorade, any strength, any flavor, any time! Get Faded with Faderade.

www.Faderade.com
Brenda got wasted on Faderade, 9 months later little Timmy was born.
by Faderade August 20, 2009
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fade away money

more money than you knows what to do with. Ballin so out of control.
He gots so much fade away money that buying that benz was nothing to him at all.
by tommyhawk76 September 30, 2008
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fade the heat

to take the blame or responsibility for an action done by others that gets them in trouble
I'll fade the heat if you get caught out after curfew.
by Air_Hazard March 13, 2009
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Tri Fade

Being intoxicated on three substances simultaneously.

Generally Alcohol, Marijuana, and some other substance. The third ingredient is really personal preference but some popular choices include:

Mushrooms,
Morphine,
Cocaine,
Vicodin,
Oxy,
Nicotine,
Caffeine.

A good trifecta is the nicotine, weed, alcohol which gets you in a good party mood and balancing the three types of buzz is very important.
Dude 1: I had an amazing Tri Fade going last night. I smoked two blunts, was dipping for for like an hour and then pounded 5 beers and 6 shots.

Dude 2: Sounds nice. Tobacco focuses the senses, Alcohol makes you want to party, and weed just makes it all feel so pleasant.

Dude 1: Hell yeah, I'm trying the Quad Fade next friday!
by CHS 2010 January 28, 2010
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Open Faced Sandwich

When a women leaves her used Maxi pad on top of a trash can (usually in a bathroom) for everyone to see.
Clem saw an open faced sandwich in Cecile's bathroom trash can today, vomiting ensued quickly thereafter.
by Klitz April 19, 2008
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faced

Johnny was so faced last night at Lollapallooza, he did so much molly
by stupidfac3d August 21, 2012
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