French Blumpkin

A variation of the traditional Blumpkin, performed while cleaning one's undercarriage on a Bidet.

Always a classy gentlemen, Martine opted to forego the often dirty Blumpkin for the more hygienic French Blumpkin. Stacey was appreciative of the fact she didn't have to taste his shit.

by PV Kings June 01, 2012

The French Dipper

This is when, while eating a roast beef sandwich, you dip your balls in the au jus sauce and slowly stick them in and out of the girls mouth while she licks off the sauce.

Hey Pete! I took a girl to Subway in a first date the other night. She followed me to the bathroom because she wanted The French Dipper. Then she finished me by sucking me off on the toilet! Second time this week!

by Larry and Rex and Benny September 20, 2018

French connect

The French Connection was a scheme through which heroin was smuggled from Turkey to France and and all over Europe and then to the United States, culminating in the late 1960s and early 1970s, some what mid 80's when it provided the vast majority of the illicit heroin used in the United States.

I got my man who has dat French connect ya digg.
Where can i find dat French connect.

by Johnson123,abc August 22, 2009

French Hairline

A hairline that is retreating to the back the head.

John: Oh my?!? Jim, what happened to your hair??
Jim: I got a bad haircut
John: No, you got yourself a french hairline, you gotta embrace it and shave the lot or start wearing a hat.
Jim: what’s a french hairline?
John: It’s retreating...to the back of your head.
Jim: huh
John: you’re going bald. Soon there will be no clear definition of where your forehead ends and your scalp begins.

by Butter-cup November 01, 2020

French Chameleon

When you are having intercourse with a girl and you pull your cock out and it looks green and brown as if a chameleon is disguising itself in her ass

Yeah she gave me the best French Chameleon I've ever had

by Crazy hippy monkey balls April 24, 2017

French revolution

Three participants engaging in alternating french mullets on a singular target.

Me and my two buddies went out drinking one night when we saw this hipster passed out drunk face down on the street and we decided to declare a french revolution on the back of his head!

by DKSTBBRL! November 17, 2019

french prep

A colloquial word for nudes derived from Cambridge, England.

You: Can you send french prep?
Your girl: sure ;)

by British_Anon February 26, 2022