‘COFFEE’ is an acronym representing the phrase “Chorus Only, Fucking Forget Everything Else”, used to describe songs that have no tangible substance or meaning beyond a catchy chorus.
by Carnefice April 25, 2023
Shitty, complimentary coffee that is watery or burnt but customers drink it anyway because it is free. The coffee is usually accompanied by a stack of small styrofoam cups, various packets of sweateners, and a large dispenser of powdered creamer.
"Blech, that bank coffee tasted like warm water but I had to stand in line so I just drank it anyway."
by Dav1d VB May 26, 2018
A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a great coffee. I drink it every day.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a great coffee, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a great coffee beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you great coffee beaner.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a great coffee, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a great coffee beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you great coffee beaner.
by Equal crack September 25, 2016
A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a great coffee. I drink it every day.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a great coffee, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a great coffee beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you great coffee beaner.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a great coffee, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a great coffee beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you great coffee beaner.
by Equal crack September 25, 2016
It's when a little Italian barista pumps your asshole full of espresso and then flushes it out only to serve it to your best friend
by Another forsaken February 08, 2020
by Red DUKE October 23, 2019
When you're tired and you desperately need coffee, but since you haven't yet had coffee, you're failing at acquiring coffee. (A play on the phrase "catch 22.")
I apparently needed coffee too badly this morning. I made a to-go cup, but left it on the kitchen counter at home! Coffee 22.
by ImpunityJainne February 13, 2018