When you take so massive a diarrhetic crap, that it feels like the flames of hell are lapping at your rectum. Causes of this may be Taco Bell and/or Chipotle. You may also experience a large weight loss.
Man after I are Taco Bell I took a flaming shart. After that I had to go to Wal-mart and get new pants because my didn't fit.
by Stabbed Penis Solarbeam June 29, 2013
Get the Flaming shartmug. What comes out of your ass after a night of eating a couple dozen 911 wings and having a few pitchers of draft beer.
by Gabo McGaha March 3, 2007
Get the flaming mudmug. The ability to have a bowel movement each day at the exact same time, allowing others to reset their wrist watches to the second.
Bill: Dammit, my watch died!! I will need a new battery.
Bob: Relax, Bill. My friend Ted will take a Flaming Romanov at 10:02:43 AM...that way you can reset your watch.
Bob: Relax, Bill. My friend Ted will take a Flaming Romanov at 10:02:43 AM...that way you can reset your watch.
by Design_Flaw May 10, 2011
Get the Flaming Romanovmug. by thatbitchstolemycookies! July 18, 2017
Get the flaming twinkiemug. Flame princess is a character from adventure time that creasedhulk64, creasedhulk65, nethlandpancake, and fatcat 05 simp for. If you defy Tyrannus will you will be punished.
by AVE TYRANNUS July 22, 2020
Get the Flame princessmug. by Mike Gale August 25, 2016
Get the chocolate flamemug. When lying down in your bed, peacefully dozing off to sleep after a 12hr work day, and your old lady decides to start throwing flames out her back butt -so fierce & explosive that even a Dutch oven doesn’t stand a chance. It will seek, destroy & flatten anything in its path
Elrod said he was laying in bed, his old lady snoring away like a filthy animal, when she starts firing Ghost Flames at him from point blank range. He hasn’t been the same since
by Billy Gaggins December 12, 2019
Get the Ghost Flamesmug.