by Papifinesse August 15, 2017
When a man takes frozen blueberries and shoves them up his ass then waits 30-45 minutes and then shits the now soft and mushy blueberries in two or more people's mouths. The two+ people then eat the "blueberry mix" after they swallow the "mix" they will then throw this up in to a pie crust and feed it to an unaware crowd.
BBF for short.
past tenses: BBFed Blueberry Fested.
BBF for short.
past tenses: BBFed Blueberry Fested.
Dude, those people over there just got blueberry fested.
UHH, thats gross how they are unaware of what just happened.
UHH, thats gross how they are unaware of what just happened.
by Daniel Tosh.0 May 24, 2010
Not to be confused with the common sausage fest, a burrito fest is to be held as the highest standard for penis gauging, and sizing. One places a fully loaded 5 layer burrito around his cock to check for length and stench retention. If he ejaculates upon entry it has been long told that he is now a man, and is ritualized similarly to a bar mitzvah. Once the ritual has been completed and the man has finished inside the 5 layer burrito all of the previously initiated men release their semen into the burrito. It is usually only 2 other men. Making it a 7 layer burrito. He then eats the burrito.
Fin was about to become a man! But he backed out on his burrito fest because it was quote “too gay”
Jimmy-dude fin the burrito fest was the greatest thing to ever happen to me! I got to make a 5 layer burrito into a 7 layer burrito, then eat it!
Fin-dude you’re gay.
Jimmy-dude fin the burrito fest was the greatest thing to ever happen to me! I got to make a 5 layer burrito into a 7 layer burrito, then eat it!
Fin-dude you’re gay.
by The man bro December 06, 2020
A titty fest occurs when a woman of interest to another shows her equal interest by acompanying her suitor to a semi-private space and unexpectedly exposing her bare breasts to the suitor, enthusiastically grabing the head of her suitor, and joyously rubbing said suitor's face on and between her breasts to the equally surprised and excited suitor.
Eventhough she caught him looking at her breasts more than once in conversation, Monica and Sam hit it off when she laughed at some of his jokes during their group fundraising event. At the afterparty, he made her laugh some more and was rewarded with a quick titty fest in a bathroom stall.
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Brady is such a loser he flexes with his fake 10k Rolex and dresses hard, and when you thought turtles were slow Brady is the slowest human being known to man kind runs at about .32 mph and thinks he’s the shit at basketball
by TylerHo_Stinks69 November 29, 2018