England

England is a very cultured nation- it gave birth to treasures such as Tesco bundles,roadmen and Blackpool Grime Media, which brings us to the thing England is recognized for... musical genius! Examples include:
Yo, yes, light the bifta,I'm gonna rape your little sister- Little T
Your dad ain't even your dad, and I know that cause trust its mad- Sophie Aspin
It's CallyManSam, CallyMan, CallyMan, CallyManSam- CallyManSam
Look at your makeup, look at your clothes, by the way that you got a big nose- Little T
Got murked by Little T now you're getting murked by me, you shagged bare lads, you're a little sket- Millie B

I'll send yer arse from England to Murica with me mandem, innit fam

by MKpro May 31, 2018

New England Lobster Tail

When the guy takes his dick out of a cunt and starts to beat the pussy with it, kind of like the motion a lobster's tail makes when it swims.

Billy--"Hey Jim, I gave your mom a New England Lobster Tail before we came to dinner!"

Jim--"I can only give a shrimp tail..."

by Spick January 18, 2008

England Sucks

A phrase usually said by overly-patriotic American dickheads, who think their country is the greatest and superior to them all, when in actual fact America sucks as well.

"England sucks" - Dickhead American
"So does America" -Japanese guy

by powertothepotatoes June 13, 2018

Killswitch Engage

A group of guys who yell into each other's assholes and get paid to do it.

Person A: What's your favorite band?

Person B: Killswitch Engage!!!!:)

Person A: R u fucking kidding me? Those asshole yellers can't play music for their lives.

by hetoaei8 December 8, 2010

New England Clam Chowder

When you take a shit on a girls chest then you cum on the shit and make her mix the shit and cum and eat it

(Guy 1) Hey dude last night torrie came over and i gave her a New England Clam Chowder. (Guy 2) Dude thats fuckin nasty

by NateStollard November 4, 2008

England sucks

A opinion that no one should take seriously because half the time it's the punchline of a joke or is the joke.

Some dumbass brit:The word England sucks is used by dick head Americans blah blah blah I'm offended.
Everyone:shut the fuck up no one cares or gives a shit!

by The jolly brit June 10, 2019

Engangstment

The act of changing or adding to something to make it sounds or appear more gangsta-like.

I can't stop saying shit like pimp shizzle, fo real and nigga. I think my vocabulary has had an engangstment.

by erreerreerre December 14, 2010