engagment

When idiots on Facebook misspell engagement, normally accompanied by bad grammar. The act of fellatio which is supposed to come right before the marriage.

Come celabrate Anne and Matt's Engagment...She just cant take the suspinse!!!11!

by LaLa Lola February 1, 2008

Engimagic

Solving problems from outside the box.

John was able solve a problem by finding an engimagic solution that no one else thought about.

by the_stein June 24, 2009

Enginegasm

noun.
A highly tuned car's engine has an enginegasm when it is revved. It's that beautiful sound you hear coming out of Porsches, Ferraris, Lamborghinis, etc, that causes you to eargasm.

Jake told Kat about his Porsche 911 Turbo's enginegasm yesterday. He subsequently had an eargasm. It sounded so good!

by starrskis June 23, 2010

Englishitude

The degree or level of English culture that a person has.

It's etymology is derived from the word 'English' and the suffix '-itude', from Latin -tūdō (“signifying a noun of state”), via the French -itude.

"We should really go and see a Shakespeare play together. I need to brush up on my Englishitude".

by Neologifier October 12, 2011

English Sucker

A usually epic blowjob performed by a very sexy and kinky Englishwoman on an American male.

American Man: I'm so fuckin horny I could jerk right here.

Englishwoman: No need for you to wank love I'm gonna give you an English Sucker and swallow all of your American spunk.

American Man: Fuck Yea!

by Skazellino January 27, 2012

English Bombed

Getting utterly surprised by someone speaking perfect English. Usually comes while an English-speaker is immersed in a foreign culture, possibly in Asia, and in a vulnerable position. The shock of a bombing can cause temporary loss of bodily control, such as drooling or sphincter loss.

Johnny was the only non-Korean in the bar. He had to pee and he was starting the familiar dance. He racked his brain for the appropriate Korean phrase, when the bartender asked, "do you need to use the bathroom?" A dot of pee released. BAM! English bombed!

by Johnny Fish July 23, 2012

English laundry

(n.) Clothes or other material that need washing because they are stained from semen.

We took Brendt to the strip club for the first time the other night... needless to say, he left with a pant-load of English laundry.

by Ballers Only October 24, 2014