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erexercise

An accidental male arousal caused by the friction of vigorous activity
Steve wasn't ogling the girls at the gym, he just erexercises when he uses the spin machine.
by Altered Sine Wave November 1, 2011
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Erenasoarus

A chicken-sized dinosoar that is known for being annoying to other larger dinosoars. The Erenasoarus however is very cute and flexible.

Paleontologists infer from fossils that the Erenasoarus was feathered and had a spiky tail.
an erenasoarus' call might sound something like this: NYEEEEH? or ANYAAAAH!!!
by blowyermind April 9, 2012
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erection ring

Slightly less risqué way to say "cock ring." Device that fits around penis and/or testicles and has a semi-tourniquet function to hold erections longer.
"Some drugstore. Where the hell do they keep the cock rings?"

"Shhhh."

"Where the hell do they keep the erection rings?"

"Hell if I know. Try 'Adult Pleasures' or 'Family Planning.'"
by al-in-chgo May 30, 2013
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erection team

A Team of people dedicated to dealing with erections from start to finish
We had the erection team on standby incase it began to subside
by Chibbers October 10, 2014
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Erecshan't

Noun. {ih-rek-shahnt}
The opposite of an Erection. It's used much like the term noner, which is the opposite of a boner. Erecshan't has an undertone of willingness, saying that not only can you not get an erection, but if you had a choice, you wouldn't - whether out of protest, principal, or just to prove a point.
"Dude, you see that wad of snot hanging out of that chick's nose? Nice ass or not, that's an erecshan't for me!"
"Your cousin's hot! Shit.. do you just walk around saying "erecshan't, erecshan't, erecshan't...""every family reunion?
by Basque JRED May 15, 2016
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Erection Sweat

the sweat you get after a long hard erection.
I drunk my erection sweat I was so thirsty.
by ChineseDiabetes June 25, 2016
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erectus dysfunctionus

An intellectual’s way of explaining he’s dick don’t work
Sorry to disturb you, but you must inquire the fact that I have the rare “erectus dysfunctionus”
by Dan Bain March 2, 2018
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