et tu fruit

a FRUIT that cheats you, because it is inhabited by worms/insects

''god ,i feel hungry. lets have some FRUIT''

cut the fruit open with a knife to find WORMS & INSECTS inside....
''ohh god,,,et tu fruit???''

by chaty517 September 2, 2012

Et al

A term given by wankers when they mean to sound intelligent.

"I played soggy biscuit with Rupert et al. I was delighted that I lost and got to chow down on the man-fat cracker"

by etalwanker June 9, 2018

ET

When the tips of two dudes' dicks touch one another and they both cum at the same time. It also works women (whether it's lesbian or just heterosexual).

I was about to bust a nut and we ETed; next you know, we're both covered in cum.

by You speaka engrish September 20, 2018

ET

1. Extra Terrestrial
2. A rate (job) in the Navy which stands for Electronics Technician. The smartest group of individuals in the Armed Forces, let alone the Navy.

1. The Japanese still love that movie ET.
2. 'We need to get the system up! Call an ET over here now!'

by dougesoul March 26, 2003

et

Past tense of "eat" used by illiterate mountain folk.

Pappy: Now wher'd all dem berries go?
Junior: I et 'em!
Pappy: Aw you dun got yerself a whippin'!
Junior: No, Pappy! I promise it won't never happen ag'in!

by Blastmaster June 17, 2003

ET

A short form of the game Enemy Territory. Not to be confused with E.T, the lonely extraterrestrial.

ETPLAYER: I'm going to go hope and play ET!

Ignorantloserdude: *snicker* You still like that stupid Alien. ET Sucks!!

ETPLAYER: *bang*

by Ajpotter April 27, 2004

dude-et

this word is only said to girls so it doesnt sound like u are calling them a guy by saying dude
also can be used as an isult to bitches not worthy or manly enough to be called dude

reg ex: "sup dude-et"

dis ex: "dude i should even call u dude , your a bitch so i'll call u dude-et"

by zack downey December 28, 2006