Dutch Crouch

When a man straddles your lap, forwards and shirtless.

Mate I had to chin this geeza last night, he nearly caught me off guard with a dutch crouch.

by Yeet90 November 16, 2020

dutch angle dragon

A mythical creature commonly seen in the furry fandom
(noun)

My Dutch angle dragon is so cool

by PotaoesAreTasty December 2, 2020

Dutch docker

word for a vagina

She got a beefy dutch docker

by george pearce January 15, 2021

Dutch clam feast

The act of preforming cunnilingus on a woman under the covers while she proceeds to Dutch oven you.

Fred: Hey Pete how was your date with Jenna last night?
Pete: It was pretty good, i had a Dutch clam feast.

by Jackie rose November 4, 2021

Dutch condom

Participating in a 3 person sexual encounter where the anal penetration is powered by a separate anal penetrative action.

We dutch condomed last night, it was great!

by LordOfTheFlees January 29, 2022

Dutch Guitar

Matted hair that forms across the arsehole, usually created as a result of sweating during exercise or manual work.

Named after the resemblance to strings on a guitar in front of the sound hole.

I had to jump in the shower to untangle my Dutch Guitar

by Throbbing Tromboner March 3, 2022

Dutch Bakery

Noun
A maneuver (sexual or platonic) whereupon the giver or "baker" holds down their partner or "victim" and farts while on top of them, forcing them to smell the heinous cloud of ass.

Baker: I got my girlfriend with a Dutch Bakery the other night. Now there's at least three reasons she hates it when I'm on top of her.

by GideonGrey April 23, 2022