dusty old muffin

When your balls are all old and wrinkly and they haven't been touched in a long time

That man looks pretty old, i bet he has a dusty old muffin.

by Bub4 February 11, 2017

Dusty Taco

The vagina of a lonely woman, who hasn't had sex or masturbated in a couple weeks at least. She is a very sad sight to see. The term "dusty taco" refers to the human embodiment of depression and loneliness. The women with a dusty taco are usually under age or about ready to commit suicide. Either way, it is very to approach a girl with a dusty taco.

"God damn that girl has a fucking dusty taco!"

by Gayson4/20 April 19, 2017

Dusty plumber

When your girl takes a shit and doesn't wipe and you give her a good ol rimmer in an hour.

Brad gave Chad a dusty plumber .

by Acoolstick July 21, 2017

Dusty Necro Face Fucker

When you dig up your friends grandmother and face fuck her dirty ass until dust comes out her ears and nose.

Hey, Last night I'm not proud of it but that Australian fucker Ed kept running his mouth so I did the unthinkable. I dusty necro face fucker ed his dead grandmother. My dick burns. There was no Puss Mush and the dead bitch now has Zerbies

by ZerbNations February 10, 2018

Dusty Depot

A place in the game Fortnite Battle Royale located around the middle of the island map.

Player1: Shall we go to Salty Springs?
Player2: Nah, let’s go to Dusty Depot instead

by KianNL April 5, 2018

Dusty Trunk

Having a copious amount of cocaine in and around your nostril following a visit to the toilet to powder your nose

Fucking hell Dan, sort the dusty trunkout before the birds clock you or we get thrown out of here

How’s the hooter looking? Have I got a dusty trunk?That last blast was Keith cheggers

by Mandycat April 15, 2018

Dusty Divet

Hole of Death

Hey let's drop Dusty Divet
NO! THATS THE NEW TILTED TOWERS

by ITzTheReaper June 1, 2018