chocolate donut

When a guy or girl takes a shit, doesn't wipe their ass and sits on your face. Leaving the sides of your mouth all chocolatey.

After sex you come out of the room and someone says, "Hey man, did you eat a chocolate donut? You got chocolate on your mouth."

by Norman Bangs June 1, 2013

vanilla donut

making a donut with ur girlfriends fat. and busting a load into the middle

aye babe you want a vanilla donut when im done

by lazykid March 14, 2011

Jelly Donut

When your girl is on her period you roll her in powdered sugar and aim for the red spot

I was in a rush this morning. I only had time for a jelly donut.

by Greg Toland December 5, 2022

glazing the donut

just simoning on that shit so that the customers will like it and it gives a nice shiny coating.

customer "nice donuts man! super duper!"
Asian guy selling it "yes uh glazing the donut was with simon! My simon!"

by asian hawk April 21, 2020

donut puncher

1. matt bower
2. a homosexual
3. ass pirate

Dont punch donuts you donut puncher

by pablo March 8, 2003

Donut Dolly

A woman attracted to men in uniform, particularly police officers.

Michelle is dating another cop? She's a real Donut Dolly!

by dingdonger February 13, 2009

Sexy Donut

cool, awesome, fun. Used to describe an event (not A donut in high heels)

That party was such a sexy donut!

by smitheroonie March 27, 2007