don't jack with me!

1) do not mess with me at this football game
2)don't play around

"don't jack with me!"

by Mary N December 01, 2002

Don't shoot the messenger

A term that is used to basically tell you "please don't get mad at me for saying this."

"Hey bro, don't shoot the messenger here, but I think my car might be out of gas."

by Suburbanz71 November 08, 2017

don't really know

Professing one's ignorance. Often followed by, "don't really care".

She asked the agnostic, "does god exist?"

He replied, "don't really know".

by quasar99571326A January 13, 2010

don't judge challenge

A challenge where you show pictures of yourself as unattractive as possible , and then posting close ups of you making yourself as beautiful as possible with makeup.

Looks like she did the Don't Judge Challenge

by Origamishade July 10, 2015

pigs don't fly

a phrase meaning "normal" and "civilized" (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.

a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learned the basics of electricity, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts admonishing him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no?

by Sexydimma December 22, 2012

pigs don't fly

A phrase meaning : normal and civilized- however one is to define these terms- people don't behave the way you do.

A boy comes home from physical sciences class and starts putting scissors in the electric plug.

His mother: James, is this f-sag? What are you doing? Pigs don't fly you silly.

James: it's not f-sag, it's to impress my physics teacher.

by Sexydimma May 14, 2017

don't drop a baby

don't f*** up

Albert, don't drop a baby on that task!

by sunday school teacher April 06, 2009