we are doomed
by DatPotatoIsHYOOOOOUJ January 17, 2017
The name of a deadly diease given to people with symptoms including: orange skin, possessing more money than sense and aren't quite sure what a nuclear missile does (but hey, let's just point it in the general of North Korea and see what happens!)
Patient: Doctor, I think I'm dying
Doctor: What's wrong
Patient: My face is turning bright orange, I'm spending all my money on building walls, and feel the urge to fire a missile everytime I want
Doctor: I'm so sorry, it sounds like your suffering from Donald Trump disorder... I Fate worse than death
Doctor: What's wrong
Patient: My face is turning bright orange, I'm spending all my money on building walls, and feel the urge to fire a missile everytime I want
Doctor: I'm so sorry, it sounds like your suffering from Donald Trump disorder... I Fate worse than death
by A guy called gary August 15, 2017
by Bobolofskis July 21, 2017
When a man ejaculates on a woman's face, then proceeds to throw a handful of diamonds at her, allowing her to keep only those that stick. Made famous by Donald's ex-wife Marla Maples in her autobiography "I did it for the Diamonds".
Guy 1: "What did you get your wife for your 20th anniversary?"
Guy 2: "I skipped the necklace and gave her the Donald"
The Donald Trump: "Get over here Marla, i just got back from the jeweler's, lets see how much you're worth!"
Guy 2: "I skipped the necklace and gave her the Donald"
The Donald Trump: "Get over here Marla, i just got back from the jeweler's, lets see how much you're worth!"
by Scottsdale Special February 15, 2011
by latrelljennings August 10, 2016
by penis baby 👶 🍼 has November 15, 2020
Donald Trump is a dude with tiny hands and orange skin. It also translates to "get that wrinkly penis off of me"
by I am jossica August 14, 2017