totem deuce

When two people shit on the same toilet at the same time. One person shits normally, while the other person is on their shoulders taking an upperdecker. Resembling a totem pole while dumping.

"No need to wait your turn, bruh. This toilet's got a lid we can take off. Let's just totem deuce the shit out of it."

by Capn Stabn April 30, 2009

deuce bombin

to take a fat poop.

Person 1: "What are you doing"
Person 2: "I'm on the john deuce bombin"
Person 1: "Thats Chill"

by xBLOONKILLAx December 28, 2007

Deuce Defy

More polished way to refer to your second shit of the day. As the shits increase, the phrase follows in suit...trois defy, quad defy, cinq defy, etc...

Heavens, if i continue eating this Kashi I'll have a deuce defy.

by Antoine December 13, 2004

Drop a deuce

1. The act of deficating.
2. The anticipation of deficating.

1. Sorry I was late, I had to drop a deuce.
2. My stomach is rumbing, I think I'm going to have to drop a deuce pretty soon.

by Andy January 29, 2003

deuce bag

A tennis player who is losing at first, but then catches up and ties, often angering the player who was once in the lead.

Player 1: "Hmmm... looks like we're tied!"

Player 2: "You're such a deuce bag."

by conman69 June 10, 2008

half a deuce

One ounce of codeine/promethazine syrup. Literally, the term means one half of two ounces. Make sense?

Guy 1: Hey, man, you got any lean?
Guy 2: How much you want?
Guy 1: Half a deuce.
Guy 2: Yeah, if you got twenty.

by "Smelly" Zach March 14, 2006

Deuce Princess

An arrogant, feminine girl who's post-terrier is a fucking log factory of such immense proportions that it is capable of clogging toilets. Scientists believe such a supernatural shitting phenomenon comes from pent up bitch power being unreleased in immense portions of fecal matter.

Angela: Goodbye, Devin.
Devin: Goodbye...
(Angela closes door)
Devin: ...Deuce Princess.

by Jethro J. Jerkins June 9, 2004