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depressimistic 

"Blah blah blah"(random girlfriend whining and moaning)
"Listen woman, quit being so depressimistic, things really aren't that bad."
depressimistic by A. Cameron August 4, 2007

depressing 

depressing is when someone feels bad and or alone/in pain etc and gives of a depressing vibe, it may also make other people feel sepressed and unhappy
'that guy is really depressing'
'yeah i know, he is dumbing down the party'
depressing by nomjononom August 5, 2009

clinical depression 

Depression that doctors actually care about.
patient: Docter, I'm depressed...

doctor: Is it clinical depression?

patient: No....

doctor: Get the fuck out of here then.
clinical depression by bobrocks95 November 13, 2009

depression 

The sensation of falling off the Golden Gate Bridge every single day.

...I sincerely pray that I never wake up to find myself doing it in real life...

Have you ever noticed that 'depression' and 'drown' begin with the same letter?

Depression can open your eyes in frightening ways.
depression by Laurence7 March 8, 2009
The word you use when you are upset about something very petty. (Pronounced depresh)
“The guy I like just got into a relationship with someone else. Depress”
Depress by Bluejay_Poppy April 2, 2019

Post-Balkan Depression 

The existential dread followed directly after being immersed into Balkan culture and returning back to your native country.
"The utter lack of Burek, Rakija and 2nd hand smoke are the main catalyst for a period of Post-Balkan Depression, also known as PBD"