screen time delusion

The phenomenon where you always think, "If I exhibit behavior A instead of behavior B, I will X additional hours of screen time per day from my parents" even though your parents don't akcually operate under such conditions.

He’s stuck in a screen time delusion, thinking if he cleans his room, his parents will reward him with extra gaming hours, even though they’ve never promised that.

by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025

autopilot adaptive decision control

Being a backronym of AADC (the title of an Indonesian movie), "autopilot apocalypse decision control" is the condition where someone experiences monotonous daily routine, e.g. high school students who go to school for 8 hours every Monday to Friday.

Imagine autopilot adaptive decision controls you all the time, making you have to go to school for 8 hours from Monday to Friday.

by Emotional Cruiser October 24, 2025

John Eiron decastro

Baby boy with the hottest back. Is very sweet and smart. Don’t play word games or math games with him( YOU WILL LOSE!!) and you will love and miss him very much

Who’s my baby boy?

John Eiron Decastro!

by Tsunami16112024 December 15, 2025

Leaving FGAPI was the best decision of my life

Meme used in FGAPI Discord Server

X: "Leaving FGAPI was the best decision of my life"
Y: "I agree"

by Ocapa hacker September 27, 2021

No we do not ✌️✊️✌️✊️create✌️✊️✌️✊️ reality you delusional fuck

And do the extent that we do it's heavily localized and uses the physical components that already exist and the theories we generate regarding how those components interact.

Hym "No we do not ✌️✊️✌️✊️create✌️✊️✌️✊️ reality you delusional fuck. We affect reality and YOU make up stories that aren't real to distort reality but that isn't what you are insinuating when you say we create reality. What you insinuating is that we somehow generate the broader non-localized reality through some nonsense. And that's fucking stupid."

by Hym Iam January 27, 2026

<.7.9.7.6.>Snap Decisions Snap<.7.9.7.6.>

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by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025

We need to stop treating religion as anything other than delusion, it's making everything worse

I mean, I hate to piss on your parade but snakes dont talk.

Hym "We need to stop treating religion as anything other than delusion, it's making everything worse. It makes neurotic little gnomes think they're better than everyone and it's annoying. If you want to worship your little reality monster thans fine but NO I don't believe to talked to it and NO I'm not going to do what it said. I love the pageantry of it and the extended lore is interesting but, no... We're not living our lives or structuring our country based a guy who claimed to know a magic guy. If the magic man comes back, HE can tell me what HE wants himself and YOU... Can go fuck yourself."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2023