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Shit Digger

A dumb bitch who knows nothing, yet knows everything & somehow turn everything to shit, an ungrateful bitch.
Man: (it's 2AM) " Hello"

Woman: I think something is wrong in my kitchen. Water is everywhere. Can you come and fix it right away ?
Man: " Let me gather my tools" I'll be there swiftly.

Man: There go your problem. The waterline to your faucet is loose. I tightening it up & everything should be OK again.

Woman: Are you sure the pipe is not bursted?
Man: "Ma'am! Turn on/off your faucet" water fine down here, there no more leak & I'm sure a pipe is not bursted. I've already check and pressurized all your line.

Woman: I can hear something in the wall.
Man: I don't hear anything. But let me check again. " nothing is wrong! everything good to go"
Woman: I can still hear something leaking in the wall.

Man: I'm sure nothing is leaking or I will hear it too.

Woman: You can't tell me what I'm hearing from my wall.
Man: Ma'am! There is nothing wrong. I just fixed the problem.
Woman: I don't think you know what you're doing. I'm going to call a Profesional Plumber.

Noun: My shit digger just pissed me off for coming home from work. She digging up the same ol' shit again.

Advice: Don't make eyes contact or verbal contact, especially verbal contact with shit digger.
by Lordkickass June 29, 2024
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Date digger

People who go on dates only for free food and then ghost there date.
Eg:- Oh yes she was a date digger.
by Catgirlskatingoveryou December 5, 2020
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digger's fingers

the crusty,numb, or chalky feeling one gets after picking their nose too much.
Brad: Oh dude I am OWNING you in Call of duty right now.

Hank: Bro that's luck, i can barely hold my controller cuz i got digger's fingers

Brad: Oh yeah i saw you diggin' earlier.
by homerone August 3, 2010
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A-Digger

One whose academic success is derived from their Gluck Gluck 9000 abilities performed upon their college professors. These talented, miraculously gifted individuals provide their brain in a manner that contrasts with how an actually studious person would. In other words, the college equivalency to a gold-digger.
“Did you hear that Bethany got an A in organic chemistry?”
“Yeah, but I also heard she gave that professor the old blowie joey”
“Damn! Well she’s an A-Digger for sure.
by JammyJam420 September 16, 2021
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Linetruck/Digger

A Truck used to grab, host and move Power poles, also used to Auger out utility pole holes.

Majority of material Used for Linework is carried on the Linetruck Digger
Go grab the Linetruck & load that Pole

Auger it with the Linetruck/Digger
by Lady Palace July 3, 2018
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Strawberry Digger

A guy who goes down on a girl during her period.
He's a Strawberry Digger, look at his lips....
by Noyzyboy October 18, 2010
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Dinner digger

A male or female who meets on dates for the sole purpose of a free meal. Is obviously not gold digger status but will settle for being fed for companionship.
My dinner digger knows all of the best food specials in town!
by The_magdalorian March 13, 2022
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