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Scumbag Dad

He will go on a journey to get you milk
by RoseRed669 January 26, 2023
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party dad

"yeah it was my sons birthday party then i had a badge that said party dad and i wanted to be party dad"
by rawr XDXDXDXDXD May 2, 2018
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Dad slaw

The tangy, moist, excretion from the chode of an adult male, primarily a father of 2 or more. Typically in excess.
Ah gross! Bill left a snail trail of dad slaw on my couch.
by Slawdad July 18, 2018
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Dad Joke

A joke (typically a play on words) that is loaded with cheese and is lacking in originality and comedic value. Dad jokes are most often performed by people who have lost their way in the fields of comedy due to years of strenuous fatherhood and laboring in the workforce.

While it is possible for a dad joke to be genuinely enjoyable, the odds of that happening are slim to none.
'I'm hungry' "Hi hungry, I'm dad!" 'Dope dad joke bro I'm gonna go dig my own grave real quick thanks for that.'
by Ginrephiced E-file May 21, 2020
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divorced dad

“hey! have you seen a divorced dad recently?”
quackity: 🧍
by h3atwaves_ April 19, 2021
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Wine Dad

Quite dissimilar to the beer dad or the wine mom, wine dad's are typically laid back and full of mirth, especially when they're sipping on some of their favorite wine. Wine dad's are often known for making their own wine and they love sharing it with anyone who comes over. Loving and caring, these dad's are especially close to their children and immediately family and will not hesitate to invite friends and more distant family over for a drink.
1: "My dad's a total wine dad"
2: "Lucky shit, I'd love to meet him some day"
1: "I'm sure he'd be happy to have you over tonight if you'd like"
by InfinitePorpoise August 16, 2020
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