cable

extremely thick and long cocaine lines

line me up a cable yo!

by asdf December 7, 2003

cyber emperor

My mom.

I'll do the dishes for you, mommy, I mean, Cyber Emperor.

by Duelist Goku To The Xtreme June 14, 2003

Cyber-whipped

A cyber-whipped man is one who is overly solicitous to a "woman" who may or may not exist. These men will even modify their own behavior for a "person" that they know only through emails. The men will do many things for the cyber-whipper, anything from stroking an ego to sending cash.

John is just the lastest in a long line of cyber-whipped guys that she leaves in her wake. She'll use him for a while and then dump him like she usually does.

by Meg Kelso October 1, 2007

cyber spooge

Ejaculating onto a notebook display while watching downloaded porn on your friend's computer, then closing the notebook computer case. Afterward, watching your friend freak out when he/she has to clean it up.

'Sup nigga, I cyber spooged your notebook while you were at class.

by triple-J December 9, 2008

Cyber Goth

Happy smiley, dancey Goths, see www.thewendyhouse.org for excellent examples.

Musical examples: VNV nation, Apoptygma Berserk, google em up!

by ..WiL July 20, 2008

cyber hippie

Someone who sits around all day on the internet making petitions and random protests all via the web, which don't actually have any real effect on anything. They also tend to claim they want to help and change the world and all that good stuff, but are too lazy to actually get up, get out, and actually do something about it.

Jim was a cyber hippie. Jim sat at home and made a petition on the internet for people to join by clicking a button. It was protesting the closing of a store in his town. The petition slowly grew, and before long had over 100,000 people's names on it. "Now they definitely can't close the store", thought Jim.

A week later, without any evidence of an actual petition and the only person who knew about it was Jim, who was still at home on his computer waiting for something to happen without him having to actually do anything, the store was closed.

by Space Captain Nero October 2, 2007

cable

Something you pay $50 to get 60 extra channels you don't get. You might watch only 2-3 of the extra channels. So you basicly pay $25-$17 a month for the channels you are watching. Also used to get internet. Little kids, ussualy thow fits if they don't have it. You're better off without it.

1. I get 90 channels on my T.V!
2. I only watch ESPN
3. I have cable internet it's so fast!
4. Little kid: Boo Hoo :bawls: I :gulp: don't get :cries: cable :bawls:

by tviswasteful May 21, 2005