curry ass

When you have eaten too much curry and you are shitting hot burning liquid everywhere.

Punjab had severe curry ass after last nights feast.

by tisithefly April 29, 2014

Curry Council

The Curry Council is the largest and most powerful org alive. It consists of only the hardest and smartest curries alive. They control the UN and the back row seats on the bus. Don't mess with them or they'll shank u.

We're the curry council...tf r u gonna do?

by BringBackBanav June 19, 2019

Curry up

what you would say to a Indian or Pakistani that is taking to long.

Example 1 "Man, Asfan has been in there fixing his turban for ever he needs to curry up."

Example 2 Guy 1"Simron should have been here an hour ago where is he?"
Guy 2 "Hes riding his camel here he needs to curry up"

by InfadelCastro July 31, 2011

blood, sweat and Carly Simon

Characterized by intensity, introspection, difficulty and analysis, often accompanied by frustrating miscommunication, hurt feelings, sarcasm, long, stacatto text message exchanges, starch, and/or a compulsive need to talk about an event, thing, or situation. Credit to TT for this adept turn-of-phrase.

J: Why are you being so hateful?

E: Why are you?

J: My heart wants you.

E: Everything is so blood, sweat and Carly Simon with you.

J: Kiss me, starchy polar bear.

E: Right on.

<kiss>

by JohnnyAZ May 19, 2006

curry ache

A tummy ache brought on specifically by eating a curry the night before.

John: "Hey Adam, quit hogging the bathroom!"
Adam: "Leave off, man! I've got a major curry ache here!"

by Zapsta June 1, 2009

Curry storm

A curry storm is when there is a group of people of Indian or South Asian descent and they talk so much that there is a very strong smell of curry from their last meal, in very severe instances there can be curry "dust". Depending on the exact location of the storm you could also smell coffee, camel and taxi smells which sometimes seeps into their clothing. These people are usually very arrogant too, so the mix of curry smell, dust and arrogance creates a curry storm.

Curry storms are most common in libraries and other places that are dedicated to being quiet because their inherited arrogant nature forces them to be loud and noticed in these places.

The storms can be classified by categories depending on how many people are involved, ex. 2 people would be a category 2 curry storm.

I was just in the library and there was a category 5 curry storm, all the dust made my eyes burn.

I can't study in the middle of this curry storm.

I just passed through a category 6 curry storm and the smell of curry made me sick. Damn Nigdians

Elizabeth was stuck in a curry storm with the Iron Sheik.

by Owl Manning March 13, 2011

Turd Curling

Turd Curling is the act of curling ones fingers into claws during an extended effort to remove a toilet punishing turd from one's bodily orifice.

I must've eaten too much cheese. I caught myself turd curling. I had to soak my hands in hot water for an hour to loosen them up from the locked position.

by The Masticator (Patrick Hayes) May 15, 2008