by Mr. Wibble May 01, 2008
it's when your mom craps on you while giving birth and since some baby's dont have hair when you're born your mom will think it's your hair for a while
by Camels November 14, 2006
by CDog821 June 23, 2016
The act of shaving your pubic hair along with the pubic hair of your buddies mixing the freshly shaved pubic hair with multiple loads of semen and affixing the hairy paste as a shitty beard to a passed out jerk while judging and condemning him to hell.
After a long weekend with the guys Ben started being a real dick so we fit him with a crusty duck dynasty after he passed out drunk.
by Hammerpounding October 26, 2014
Crusty dusty hoofs are disgustingly buzzing hands or feet with more cheese and dirt on them than Dai down the roads bellend!
by Queen of the underworld November 18, 2021
by Sparky7714 November 28, 2019
The act upon jizzing in your partners pocket. Typically a pair of jeans. And await for them to dry resulting in a crusty surprise.
Vicky: Omg tiffany i put my hand in my pocket today and found a crusty surprise. I think tony might have given me crusty pocket syndrome.
by stiffanybutttoucher November 18, 2015