Peruvian Creampie

When one does anal with a male/female with an anus covered in fecal matter and before one ejaculates they leave the condom in the anus and

Ejaculate inside the ear

Damn, when I was a little kid my Dad used to always give me a Peruvian Creampie.

by HarryHarrington November 20, 2020

Oatmeal Creampie

To regurgitate into the female genitalia, and then proceed to ejaculate into said genitalia.

Brian: Yo did you hear? Brody and Sara had an oatmeal creampie!
Tony: Yeah man, he warned that he felt sick but she didn't care.

by XNarz November 30, 2020

split creampie

When you ejaculate inside two or more vaginas during the same ejaculating process.

«Babe, lets do a split creampie with your friend.»
«We should have about the same due date, after all it was a spilt creampie.»

by The gate to Adventure Island December 9, 2020

banana creampie

guess lol (hint: banana is yellow + creampie is cum in me = ? (answer =pee creampie)

do not banana creampie

by cogito-ergo-some June 12, 2021

pilsbury creampie

When you cum inside a can of pilsbury dough and then feed it to your family.

“Wow dad that breakfast was delicious!”
“Thanks, it was a Pilsbury creampie”

by Duronomous bosch August 25, 2021

Peppermint Creampie

When you cum in, and shove a candy cane up someones ass, before tossing their salad like Santa Claus eats cookies on Christmas Eve.

Bro Last night I gave my girlfriend a Peppermint Creampie, and my breath was fresh for hours.

by BottoBottoSookSook October 29, 2021

Cowboy Creampie

When someone is wasted enough to eat a hot steamy whippet load in his Halloween cowboy hat

Josh got cowboy creampied after the club on halloween

by FirelordOG November 1, 2021